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By Newgenmom - 18/12/2020 19:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I told my husband I might want a baby, so he took me to visit his best friend who has a toddler and we stayed for an hour. I no longer want a baby. I want the pill wrapped in 2 condoms and a joint vasectomy/hysterectomy paid for with my non-baby disposable income, and my husband now has a shit eating grin. FML
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Lizzi Barlow 7

As someone with 3 kids, dont do it. It's a trap. Love your friends kids, nieces and nephews if you have them, and then send them home. lol

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Warp1978 15

I'll second Lizzie here, as a parent who's thrid child is in the middle of a sleep regression where he doesn't sleep during the day or at night. 😒 Save your money time and frayed nerves.

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Lizzi Barlow 7

As someone with 3 kids, dont do it. It's a trap. Love your friends kids, nieces and nephews if you have them, and then send them home. lol

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Warp1978 15

I'll second Lizzie here, as a parent who's thrid child is in the middle of a sleep regression where he doesn't sleep during the day or at night. 😒 Save your money time and frayed nerves.

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Charlie Given 26

Well there are two sides to this coin one side is children can be very rewarding ,loving, awesome experience on the other side of this coin our parents who took on more responsibilities than they realized they knew how to, thus they think children are stressful. I myself didn't want children because I had had a bad childhood and bad parents but I did have children and I would not know how to live without them it has been the best experience of my life I just raised them in the opposite manner that I was and everything turned out great 🙂

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Seeya55 31

As someone with three kids; yeah they're freaking hard, but another persons child isn't something to go by. I can stand my kids because I'm raising them the way I think they should be. Whereas my sister's or friends children I can't stand for more than an hour. That being said, if you really want kids you'll have them either way. You can't exactly compare parenthood with watching someone else's kids, especially if they're ******* monsters! (Sorry sis! ;) )

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BurnInDemonFire 33

I was put off having kids when my parents gave me younger siblings. Little bastards...

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bobsanction 18

Well at least you learned before you had any.

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sarahcroy20 12

I'm missing the problem here.

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wysegirl 24

It's a pro and con situation. I love my boys and I wouldn't trade them for the world. It is a juggling act to keep all the pieces of the puzzle together and it is a choice you have to decide if it is worth it. My first was a little prince and my second is my little demon. Hope you figure out the path you want.

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jkjorn 15

I hope OP is speaking hyperbolically about the pill in 2 condoms, because if she takes it that way, neither device is going to work very well. :P

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xxlk4xx 6

I'm a mom of 4 girls and I totally understand this! I absolutely LOVE my kids and don't regret having them, but its also super hard, as a parent I don't hate my kids, but sometimes I really hate the "job" that parenting is and thats ok! I think so many people sugar coat it to be the best thing ever when infant it isn't the best all the time! I will say tho that other people's children seem to annoy me a lot more then my own! I have two sisters who absolutely 100% do not want kids and I will always support them for that because it just isn't for everyone 😊

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