Love, Insects, Awkward and Argument: Bugging out

Bugging out

By Ernest - 30/11/2022 06:00

Today, my girlfriend won't stay over at my apartment anymore. Why? Because she saw a few roaches. Pest control comes every week and I spray every other day, so there's only so much I can about it. The worst part is now it's extremely difficult to spend time together because she lives with her mom and sister, who argue nonstop. FML

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Little *****

By Anonymous - 09/05/2022 06:00 - Australia

Today, and every other weekend for the past 4 weeks, my boyfriend has made the 2 and a half hour drive to come stay with me. For some reason, every time he comes down, we see 1 or 2 cockroaches in my house. I'm at home most of the time, and I never see any cockroaches. I swear they're conspiring to make me look bad. FML

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You deserved it 154

By Anonymous - 17/06/2015 12:14

Today, my pregnant girlfriend and I moved into our first home together, signing a 1-year lease. Less than 12 hours later, we've discovered that the place is infested with cockroaches and we have a mouse. The landlord won't let us out of the contract. FML

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You deserved it 5 241

By Sarah Ellsberry - 13/09/2017 16:00

Today, my girlfriend and I moved back in after over a month of couch hopping and $2,000 of heat and chemical treatments for a chronic bedbug issue. I just found bedbugs on my legs. We've used all our favors and have nowhere to go. FML

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You deserved it 289

By Stevski - 11/09/2012 15:08 - Australia - Port Macquarie

Today, after moving in with a couple of vegan zoologists a few weeks ago, I discover that they don't believe that we have the right to kill cockroaches, and will not allow me to do so. The house is infested, and it's spread to my bedroom. FML

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You deserved it 4 013

The Summoner

By Anonymous - 14/09/2020 05:02

Today, I've lived in my apartment for over 5 years with no bugs, as I'm phobic of them. I broke up with my ex, who smirked at me and declared war. I now have thousands of roaches that I can't get rid of. Coincidence? FML

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You deserved it 158

My little friends

By Annonymous - 18/10/2012 14:41 - United States

Today, an exterminator sprayed for cockroaches in my dorm room. After classes I got back to find three large cockroaches on top of my bed. Now that the exterminator has sprayed everything, all the cockroaches are coming out. FML

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You deserved it 1 925

By Nick - 22/05/2018 01:30

Today, my girlfriend and I went to see a horror movie. It ended up scaring her so badly that she refused to leave our bed all night long, even to pee. I have to clean the mattress now. FML

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You deserved it 754

By skrewedguy - 08/12/2011 03:33 - United States

Today, my girlfriend left me. Knowing that I am a germaphobe, she took all of my cleaning supplies and spread mud and trash everywhere. FML

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Usually a bad omen

By Karen - 21/05/2023 06:00

Today, my boyfriend finally moved in with me, after being long distance for months. Our apartment just became infested with mice. FML

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Horrible little things

By Anonymous - 27/05/2021 02:01 - United Arab Emirates - Dubai

Today, after three visits from exterminators and another from a steam cleaner, I still have bedbugs. FML

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Rake 13

Wednesday 30 November 2022 10:52

Maybe it's time to find a new apartment? Roaches sound like a general mood kill without being specific for that person

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 30 November 2022 7:13

Maybe you can go live in the Hotel California -- where you can check in anytime you like, but you can never leave. Or is that Roach Motel? I get so confused!

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RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 30 November 2022 7:13

Maybe you can go live in the Hotel California -- where you can check in anytime you like, but you can never leave. Or is that Roach Motel? I get so confused!

Marcella1016 31

Thursday 1 December 2022 0:02

Lmao I was mentally rolling through the lyrics trying to figure out where that part came from, then saw your second line. Well done lol

Rake 13

Wednesday 30 November 2022 10:52

Maybe it's time to find a new apartment? Roaches sound like a general mood kill without being specific for that person

JasonThorn 19

Friday 2 December 2022 20:02

Try Advion Cockroach(tm). Why am I a booster for them? Because one tube of their insecticide wiped out a house-wide infestation in one week. You'll be sweeping up/vacuuming up the little bodies for a few days, but they never came back for six years until we moved.