Heavy duty

By Anonymous - 05/06/2022 12:00

Today, my husband has destroyed 4 mattresses in 6 years, not through accidental fires or anything, not even through vigorous sex, it’s just that his 24-stone bulk crushes the springs, wears divots in the memory foam, and eventually splits the fabric so the stuffing leaks out. Every time. FML
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RichardPencil 30

Throw some straw on a concrete floor and let him sleep like any other livestock.

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Charlie Given 26

most mattresses have a 250 to 350 lb limit total for the entire mattresses but they do have heavy duty mattresses out now that can take up to 800 lb

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RichardPencil 30

Throw some straw on a concrete floor and let him sleep like any other livestock.

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poopface82 18

You either buy shitty mattresses or your idea of a destroyed mattress is a lot stricter than mine. I’ve been that size for some time and am finally getting a handle on my health and I haven’t destroyed a mattress like that. That or he almost actively destroys them, like through lack of care or being a very restless sleeper.

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IHaveThePower 16

Yeah, I'm just a tad less and I have yet to destroy a single mattress. Spend money on real mattresses already--they're better for you, too.

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diraven 15

Roll him over from time to time

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Charlie Given 26

most mattresses have a 250 to 350 lb limit total for the entire mattresses but they do have heavy duty mattresses out now that can take up to 800 lb

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Nonnas1 2

Get 2 twin mattresses. Your side will stay nice and he can destroy his

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bazjack 26

You may be buying cheap mattresses. I've been heavier than that, have been around that for a number of years now, and have never destroyed a mattress. I think I've had my current mattress for 5 years or so, and only replaced the one before that because I got an adjustable bed.

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