Today, I was shopping when a woman stopped me and asked me what lipgloss I was wearing because my lips looked gorgeous. I had to explain to her it was just the grease from the Slim Jim I had just eaten. FML

By Anonymos_fmler / Tuesday 21 October 2014 00:38 / United States - Franklin Park
By KillahCam - / Tuesday 26 January 2010 00:15 / United States
By EggHead / Wednesday 31 December 2015 04:38 / United States - Woodbridge
By Fairymyass - / Sunday 17 July 2011 16:01 / United Kingdom
Loading data…