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Today, a Russian guy came up to me on the train and informed me that I look exactly like a typical Russian woman. He then went on to explain that I even had enough fat to survive their cold winters. FML

#19275863
99 comments

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On 03/14/2012 at 2:15am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my 26th birthday party got busted by my parents due to them coming home early because of a flight cancellation. Everyone had to leave, but not before my mother made me go to my room. FML

#5055356
222 comments

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On 09/05/2009 at 3:07am - misc - by joeshmoe (man) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I had to explain to this really intimidating girl that I wasn't giving her a dirty look, and that it was just my face at rest. FML

#19018819
131 comments

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On 02/07/2012 at 3:39pm - misc - by Emily (woman) - United States

Today, my manager informed me that I will not be completing my job training because I'll be transferring to a different store, and if they want me to work there, that's their problem. Today, I also found out that the new store will not accept me as a transfer unless I've already been trained. FML

#13753819
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21797) - you deserved it (1993)

On 11/07/2010 at 3:34pm - work - by Problem - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend of a year and I had sex for the first time in several weeks due to relationship problems; I came in less than 10 seconds. We're still having problems. FML

#12641347
225 comments

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On 08/20/2010 at 5:51am - intimacy - by pathetic (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was working a midnight shift when a guy came in drunk and was trying to get me to come home with him. I said I had a boyfriend. As I said this, my manager, who has no teeth and B.O, said he was my boyfriend. I will never live this down with my co-workers. FML

#14114912
69 comments

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On 12/07/2010 at 12:28am - work - by anonymous-canada -

Today, my teacher wore a bikini at the pool. She is 68. FML

#20153506
146 comments

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On 11/07/2012 at 1:39pm - work - by Owen - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I'm so broke, I asked my parents if they'd pay for me to go to the eye doctor and consider it my Christmas present. FML

#20149436
75 comments

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On 11/05/2012 at 8:01pm - money - by EB - United States

Today, I was taking a piss when a fly landed inside the urinal. I thought it would be funny to try to aim and pee on it until it flew away and I stupidly continued aiming, peeing all over the floor and the wall. Another man came in time to see it. FML

#21026318
90 comments

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On 01/13/2014 at 2:34am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I found out that I've been calling my boyfriend's dad by the wrong name for the past two years. No one had told me sooner because they liked laughing at me for it when I wasn't around. FML

#19530940
70 comments

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On 04/26/2012 at 3:11am - misc - by somefamily (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, it's my birthday. My best friend decided to have a birthday party for me at this new bar. She texted the wrong address to all of my friends. They showed up at a computer store. FML

#8675398
83 comments

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On 02/26/2010 at 10:14pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I got l disconnect notices for both my water and my electric. After looking over my budget, I realized that I can only pay for one until next month. FML

#7106186
192 comments

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On 01/02/2010 at 3:27pm - money - by troubled - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was reading to a child during nap time because she woke up crying. She calmed down right after I began reading, but soon started crying again. I was confused until I felt something warm and wet on my leg. She peed on me. FML

#13728645
79 comments

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On 11/05/2010 at 6:02pm - work - by Username - France



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