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Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML

#19391692
94 comments

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On 04/01/2012 at 10:25pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, as a support worker, I spent 45 minutes making various attempts to calm a violent autistic kid. Just as soon as I was sure the crisis was over, he beat me as hard as he could with the "Things I Can Do When I'm Mad" book I'd given him. FML

#18244836
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On 11/14/2011 at 8:37am - work - by metallifreak44 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was on a walk when I ran into the woman whose kids I babysit. We had a quick chat, and I noticed she had just blown her driveway clean. As I left, I said "You did a nice blow job!" FML

#14481844
49 comments

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On 01/06/2011 at 12:57am - intimacy - by babysitter (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, on my first day of work, I got fired after 45 minutes. FML

#18572874
144 comments

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On 12/21/2011 at 7:07pm - work - by Tey - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boss is being so cheap, he'd rather type in the dark, not fix our water heater or replace our cordless phone because he will not get his bonus if he goes over the budget. FML

#14212061
42 comments

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On 12/15/2010 at 11:16am - work - by blahmylife (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, after three days of hospital camping with my very sick husband, he was finally out of danger when I left last night to get my first good night's sleep in almost 96 hours. He woke me at 5 a.m. with a phone call asking me to bring him comic books because he's bored. FML

#15721476
220 comments

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On 04/10/2011 at 6:59am - health - by Frazzled (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband reacted by going out and smoking weed, then getting completely shitfaced, and having his buddies drag his nearly-comatose carcass back home from a strip club. FML

#20442898
145 comments

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On 01/04/2013 at 7:56pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Groningen)

Today, I finally got my wish of having snow on my birthday. Excited, I failed to realise this meant that no one could come to my party, including myself as we were all snowed out of town. What did I spend my 18th doing? Tidying our house. FML

#6881049
65 comments

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On 12/22/2009 at 7:15am - misc - by JD300 (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, after completely refilling my almost empty gas tank, I witnessed the price flip from $3.69 per gallon to $3.59. FML

#20082194
93 comments

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On 09/21/2012 at 2:49pm - money - by The Drew - United States

Today, I was with my grandma in my new car. She suddenly says, "I've got to pee bad." Without giving me enough time to find a gas station, she blurts out, "Never mind, I just did." FML

#19982859
103 comments

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On 07/25/2012 at 2:10am - misc - by arw - United States

Today, I was saying goodbye to my boyfriend before I got on my bus. As I turned to get on, the door closed on my face. I knocked on the door. The driver looked at me, and while still staring at me, drove off. FML

#6235277
55 comments

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On 11/09/2009 at 9:20pm - misc - by Tee (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I realized why you should never wear a thong under yoga pants that are a couple of sizes too small. It's a weird thing, seeing your co-workers anus. FML

#21344664
66 comments

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On 01/26/2015 at 6:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, my boyfriend and I had the house to ourselves. We started getting a little frisky when we discovered we out of condoms. After a quick run to the store, we found ourselves locked out of the house. Now we have condoms, but no way to use them. FML

#489
50 comments

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On 12/10/2008 at 2:31pm - intimacy - by AudreyUs - United States (California)



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