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Today, I entered the crowded bus and one man sitting in the priority seat glanced at me. Upon seeing my protruding tummy, he quickly offered me his seat. I took the seat. I am not pregnant. FML
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On 02/08/2010 at 5:52am - health - by preggers (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol)
Today, when petting my friend's dog, I acted like I was going to make out with him. While I wasn't looking the dog stuck his entire tongue in my mouth. FML
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On 06/06/2009 at 3:44pm - health - by thedogkisser (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I found out that my husband never wanted to marry me, he only did because I wouldn't quit pestering him to propose to me. FML
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On 12/12/2009 at 1:38am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arkansas)
Today, me and my friend are sitting here on fmylife.com while our boyfriends are out clubbing. FML
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On 01/17/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by ishweta56 - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I was on the phone with my mother. She asked me if I was going to make it to Christmas at home. I told her that I would try and make it home since it would be my grandma's last Christmas alive. To my luck, grandma was sitting in the car with my mother, and speaker phone was in use. FML
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On 11/16/2010 at 12:09pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, after having been a vegetarian for 8 years because I'm opposed to cruelty to animals, I lost a bet and had to eat a whole cheeseburger. I loved it. FML
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On 01/29/2010 at 2:25am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I was a host during kids' event. I did my job and started to do some funny moves to entertain the kids. I was wearing a top with a really low cut. Then noticed that all the children were pointing at me happily and adults looked surprised. Then I noticed that both my boobs had popped out. FML
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On 02/15/2009 at 10:49am - misc - by Nastiaa (woman) - Estonia (Harjumaa)
Today, I lied to the treadmill about my weight. FML
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On 02/05/2010 at 2:33am - health - by Holly - United States
Today, my dad was teaching me how to drive. He told me that stop signs with white outlines are "optional." I ran through the next one I saw and got pulled over by a cop. My dad is making me pay the ticket for being "that stupid." Thanks dad. FML
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On 10/23/2012 at 9:19am - money - by Dinger1992 - United States
Today, I was making out with a really hot guy in a Jacuzzi. He had the biggest booger hanging out of his nostril, but I was too embarrassed to say anything to him about it. He went in for a kiss. Soon after our lips parted, he said, "Oh, you have big booger." FML
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On 12/30/2009 at 10:28pm - love - by Jennyfromdablock (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I wanted to freshen up my room, so I bought some Febreze. Standing on my bed, I began to spray, not noticing that the air vent directly across was turned on. The spray came directly back at me. The doctor says that the irritation in my eyes may last for several days. FML
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On 02/15/2012 at 9:18am - health - by prettysmellingbedroom - United States
Today, after having not used my laptop since January because I thought it was broken, I found out that the key lock has been on the whole time. FML
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On 05/28/2011 at 9:56pm - misc - by shouldhavecheckedthelock (man) - United States (Maryland)
Today, my boyfriend convinced me to skip school with him. His mom came home early. I had to hide in his closet and wait 6 hours for her to go to her book club meeting. FML
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On 01/30/2010 at 3:55pm - love - by madgf - Sent from mobile version
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