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Today, my roomate's cats pooped on the floor again. He refuses to clean it up saying it will be easier to clean in 48 hours. FML

#18482264
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24875) - you deserved it (2296)

On 12/11/2011 at 1:57am - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was jogging, and I saw a little boy walking. Crying and all alone. Thinking that he was probably lost, I asked to him with my sweetest voice: 'Hi there, did you lose somebody?' He screamed terrified and ran away. This is the second time this has happened to me. FML

#13749497
74 comments

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On 11/07/2010 at 6:14am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, after work, I peeled a parking ticket off my windshield. It was so hot that the ink from the ticket made a stamp on my windshield. Now I have a permanent reminder staring me in the face wherever I drive. FML

#12081632
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24875) - you deserved it (7312)

On 07/24/2010 at 5:49am - work - by wils (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that a tornado is not the same thing as a hurricane. I couldn't convince him, and he still won't talk to me. FML

#17726304
145 comments

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On 09/12/2011 at 4:07am - misc - by facepalm - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend told me that he gets the same amount of entertainment out of tickling me and having sex with me, and he likes the tickling noises better. FML

#12782161
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24871) - you deserved it (6739)

On 08/28/2010 at 1:49am - intimacy - by JessykaB - United States

Today, at a campfire, I whipped out my guitar to serenade this girl I like with a Nick Drake song. When I was done, she said it was nice, but that my singing voice sounds a bit like the Swedish Chef from the Muppet Show. A couple of people nearby burst out laughing in agreement. FML

#17290370
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24871) - you deserved it (6185)

On 07/28/2011 at 8:27pm - misc - by Branski - United States

Today, I found the password to my boyfriend's MSN account. I was listed in the "booty call" category. FML

#525
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24870) - you deserved it (6351)

On 12/16/2008 at 2:05am - love - by Gen - Sent from mobile version

Today, my dad found out that there is a free, 24 hour, 7 days a week religious channel. Now that's all he watches. FML

#19439898
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24872) - you deserved it (2657)

On 04/09/2012 at 10:33pm - misc - by awwman - United States

Today, I discovered that my bed has a flea infestation. I discovered it after sleeping naked in it for about an hour. FML

#6883824
62 comments

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On 12/22/2009 at 1:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my father had a dream that he'd lost me forever, and the pain was so unbearable, it woke him up. Turns out, the pain he was experiencing was just his bowels and he really needed to take a shit. This is the most affection I've ever received from my father. FML

#14398309
70 comments

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On 12/30/2010 at 5:28pm - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, I found out that absentmindedly correcting my boss' use of the word "whom" could result in my immediate termination. FML

#18146820
127 comments

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On 11/03/2011 at 11:44am - work - by LuckyLoser9 - United States

Today, I had my friends help me put on a suit of full plate armor for a medieval re-enactment. After the battle, my friends left. I can't get the armor off by myself and will probably have to sleep in it. FML

#15136190
102 comments

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On 02/27/2011 at 5:10am - misc - by hurley (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my parents, my aunt and her husband went out to dinner. There, my aunt told us that she was pregnant, and out of instinct, I asked her who the father is. FML

#21387788
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24867) - you deserved it (14700)

On 04/04/2015 at 11:06pm - kids - by TKPhai - United States (California)



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