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Today, while driving to my daughter's wedding, the person behind us kept laying on her horn and yelling every time I stopped for a red light. That person was my wife. Sadly I'm too whipped to stand up to her and spent the whole drive pretending not to hear my passengers snickering at me. FML

#21299484
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25533) - you deserved it (7155)

On 11/15/2014 at 10:23am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I asked out my best friend via facebook graffiti. He then accidentally wrote his rejection as his status instead of on my wall. More people liked his status than the number of friends I have on facebook. FML

#8815037
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25530) - you deserved it (8094)

On 03/04/2010 at 12:08am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was playing video games at 2am. My guinea pig started squealing at me, and wouldn't stop until I turned out the lights and got into bed. I'm 20 years old, and I've let a rodent dictate my bedtime. FML

#17911621
303 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25527) - you deserved it (20059)

On 10/05/2011 at 2:58pm - animals - by Beeisc00l - Reserved

Today, I brought my best friend home and told my dad we were going to study together. He loudly replied "Woah!", stumbled around for a few seconds like he was drunk, then apologized and said the "sheer amount of gayness" between us had overloaded his gaydar. We're not gay, dammit! FML

#21429349
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25527) - you deserved it (2992)

On 06/21/2015 at 2:04am - misc - by notgay (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, while driving home I saw a few deer running beside me. I stopped to let them go in front. Instead, one face-plants, ramming into the side of my brand new car. FML

#15266728
90 comments

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On 03/10/2011 at 8:44pm - misc - by JulieClaire -

Today, I came home to my mother-in-law wearing the gold chain which I usually keep in a hidden drawer. I searched my drawer only to find out my chain was missing. I asked my mother-in-law if she took it and she keeps denying the fact that she stole it from me. My husband is on her side. FML

#20183636
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25526) - you deserved it (1486)

On 11/29/2012 at 3:01am - misc - by elizabeth - United States (Nevada)

Today, at work, we had an extremely rude customer who started cussing at us, and my coworker started cussing back. I jumped on the register to quickly bring down the line, and apologized to everyone for the scene. A secret shopper was in the line and claimed that I was rude. I got written up. FML

#19231492
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25525) - you deserved it (2143)

On 03/07/2012 at 1:46am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I punched myself in the face while trying to put my bra on. FML

Today, a guy I'd been seeing off and on for the past three years broke things off over a Facebook message. I replied, and told him that I was at least worth a phone call. He replied "Well, I'm sorry, I disagree." FML

#8563536
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25521) - you deserved it (4250)

On 02/22/2010 at 7:53pm - love - by notworthit (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, it's raining at my work. Not outside, inside. Because our building's boiler broke and all the pipes are dripping with condensation. I have to sit at my desk under an umbrella to protect my laptop and desk phone. The HVAC company said, "Don't worry, this is normal." FML

#7589766
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25522) - you deserved it (1939)

On 01/26/2010 at 1:44pm - work - by dripdripdrop (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I discovered that my new college roommate not only makes casual conversation about his bowel movements, he also names them. FML

#17512711
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25520) - you deserved it (2557)

On 08/18/2011 at 7:44pm - misc - by Bill - United States

Today, I was going to meet my friend at a concert. I got there before her, so I went in to check out the local bands that were playing before the headliner. When she got there, I went just outside the building to give her a ticket. The security guards wouldn't let me back in. She went in anyway. FML

#12850151
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25519) - you deserved it (6504)

On 09/01/2010 at 3:05am - misc - by deserted - Sent from mobile version

Today, I cleaned out the fridge for my mother. I didn't throw out a single thing that was less than a month past its expiration. Instead of thanks, she complained about everything that I threw away being still good, including a tub of butter that had been expired for two years. FML

#17858787
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25519) - you deserved it (2303)

On 09/28/2011 at 9:12pm - misc - by AngrySon (man) - United States (Maryland)



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