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Today, my dad suggested that as an alternative to buying me new school clothes that actually fit, I should just join the swim team, lose some weight, and wear my stuff from last year. FML

#17398153
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21490) - you deserved it (12666)

On 08/07/2011 at 3:41pm - misc - by swmmr (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, in a big argument, my sister uninvited my mom to her wedding. Trying to comfort my mom, I rented Mamma Mia knowing she's wanted to see it for a while. Turns out, Mamma Mia is a mother/daughter feel-good about the daughters wedding. I had no idea, and my mom cried the whole movie. FML

#1386673
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21486) - you deserved it (66061)

On 04/27/2009 at 8:54am - love - by mammamia (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was running on the treadmill at my local gym when I saw a girl I like a lot. I called out to her to say hi. As she was coming over, I accidentally stepped on the belt with one foot, crashed down on the treadmill, and continued to slide down in front of her, emerging with a gashed knee and arm. FML

#20445461
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21484) - you deserved it (3763)

On 01/06/2013 at 10:16pm - love - by Dkim620 (man) - United States

Today, I freaked out because of the smell of rotting eggs lingering in my apartment. I soon discovered it was my boyfriend's feet. FML

#19453848
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21484) - you deserved it (2733)

On 04/12/2012 at 1:30am - love - by Kayla (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I gave a man a cigarette. He spent the rest of the day so far following me around, telling me all about his medical history, and chasing after me when I got too far away. I couldn't get rid of him for hours. FML

#17878536
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21480) - you deserved it (7342)

On 10/01/2011 at 12:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I received a compliment for the first time from a girl. She told me she admires my courage to go out in public since most ugly people don't like to. FML

#20083123
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21480) - you deserved it (1598)

On 09/22/2012 at 2:59am - misc - by IHateMyLife - United States (California)

Today, I had to take a dump in a box for a stool test. FML

#15430583
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21477) - you deserved it (11880)

On 03/22/2011 at 11:39am - health - by Maddie -

Today, I moved back home because I got laid off and could no longer afford my apartment. I decided to take a nap and when I woke up I overheard my Mom telling my Aunt that she used to be so proud of me and wonders when I became such a loser. Burn. FML

#2215
12 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21475) - you deserved it (2402)

On 01/22/2009 at 3:49pm - misc - by TotallyFkd - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was having a driving lesson. I ended up driving so badly that my instructor asked me to stop the car. Not so he could explain my mistakes to me, but so he could get out and vomit. FML

#16951238
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21475) - you deserved it (16239)

On 07/02/2011 at 5:28pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, someone put dog turds underneath all the decorative reindeers' butts in my front yard. The chief suspect is my curmudgeonly, holidays-hating fuckball of a neighbor. Last week he repositioned them in very suggestive poses. FML

#18565100
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21473) - you deserved it (5342)

On 12/20/2011 at 9:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I found out that my parents don't know the difference between a foreign person and a deaf person. They've been yelling at our exchange student for the past 2 days. FML

#20034373
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21472) - you deserved it (1392)

On 08/21/2012 at 7:17pm - misc - by anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I found out that the 20% pay cut that the "management team" took at my job really only applied to... me. I also found out that my closest friend at work has been lying to me about it, and telling my boss everything I say. His pay was never cut. I guess it pays to be the boss's snitch. FML

#8458857
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21471) - you deserved it (2024)

On 02/19/2010 at 10:13pm - work - by monochromatic - United States (New York)

Today, I quit smoking. My son came home with an ashtray he made in arts and crafts class. FML

#19319555
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21470) - you deserved it (6708)

On 03/21/2012 at 8:21am - kids - by Anonymous - United States



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