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Today, I returned to Germany for a break from my studies abroad. I got lost while out for groceries, so I tried asking a guy for directions. I went totally blank and strained to think of the right words, prompting him to mutter about rude foreigners not bothering to learn the local language. FML

#20432089
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24910) - you deserved it (4993)

On 12/30/2012 at 2:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Germany (Saarland)

Today, it was the first time a guy has shown any interest in me by calling me pretty. I was so shocked that instead of saying thank you, I hid behind the nearest object and promptly giggle-snorted. FML

Today, I tried to boycott an 80's theme party by wearing my regular clothes. Everyone said they loved my costume. FML

#21373989
71 comments

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On 03/13/2015 at 6:39pm - misc - by jking2z (man) - United States

Today, I finally got up the courage to tell my boyfriend of a year and a half that I love him. His response was to start to snore, pretending to be asleep. FML

#19028650
108 comments

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On 02/08/2012 at 7:07pm - love - by c -

Today, I played a game with my boyfriend. The point of the game is to write down everything you like about someone. I put down at least ten things for him. He had one thing down for me: my boobs. FML

#19469984
123 comments

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On 04/15/2012 at 12:24am - intimacy - by Were do we go... - United States

Today, my boyfriend out of the blue told me I wasn't fat, that my stomach was flat and it was only my butt that was big. I thought that this was a compliment. His response? "Not at all". FML

#5886
31 comments

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On 02/03/2009 at 3:32am - love - by Noname - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got an inconvenient erection while at my girlfriends house, so I tried to think of something stupid to get rid of it. I tried thinking of Pokémon, which actually made me harder. FML

#19587857
251 comments

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On 05/07/2012 at 4:38pm - intimacy - by me (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that due to the fact that I got divorced, the insurance for my car is going up. A year after she took everything, she is still costing me money. FML

#18922486
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24902) - you deserved it (3020)

On 01/27/2012 at 1:54am - money - by dust - Japan

Today, I punched my wife in the face, because she jumped out from behind the bedroom door in the dark. I'm afraid of the dark. I'm 21. FML

#4328474
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24901) - you deserved it (38329)

On 08/06/2009 at 3:58am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I realized I want school to start again so that I won't be sitting alone in my room all day anymore. FML

#14389923
103 comments

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On 12/30/2010 at 12:48am - misc - by loneliness (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my roommate finally cleaned her cat's very full litter box. I later found our only good spatula crusted with kitty feces, which she'd left on the kitchen counter for me to find. FML

#18772974
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24901) - you deserved it (2042)

On 01/11/2012 at 2:47am - animals - by GrossedOut (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my professor handed me back a paper I spent hours upon hours working on. At the bottom in red it said "D" followed by, "that was a gift." FML

#16666880
80 comments

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On 06/14/2011 at 8:59pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I was going for a walk and I kept smelling pee wherever I went. After about an hour, I finally figured out that the smell was me. My dog had peed on my sweatshirt. FML

#19166292
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24900) - you deserved it (4827)

On 02/26/2012 at 7:28am - animals - by katams - United States



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