By Anonymous - / Friday 2 September 2011 13:45 / United Kingdom
By pimpslaprequired - / Saturday 4 August 2012 01:52 / United States

Today, I was shopping when a woman stopped me and asked me what lipgloss I was wearing because my lips looked gorgeous. I had to explain to her it was just the grease from the Slim Jim I had just eaten. FML

By Anonymos_fmler / Tuesday 21 October 2014 00:38 / United States - Franklin Park
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