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Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating so I broke up with him. As revenge he threw my PS3 and XBox out of the window when I wasn't in our house. I got those consoles out of the spare money my three jobs had brought in - the same three jobs I had to get because he refused to get a job of his own. FML

#7702902
301 comments

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On 01/30/2010 at 10:17am - love - by GamerGirl (woman) - United Kingdom (St. Helens)

Today, my boyfriend, of a year, got drunk and called me flat chested then said the reason he won't have sex with me anymore is because he is "used" to me. He said all of this in front of his friends. FML

#7701844
123 comments

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On 01/30/2010 at 9:25am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was walking to school. When I was about halfway there, someone put a gun to the back of my head and told me to give him all my money. As I slowly turned around, I saw it was my dad putting a banana to my head. FML

#7700878
90 comments

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On 01/30/2010 at 8:16am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I realized that the only reason my boyfriend has been coming over to hang out at my house for the past two months is because my little brother has an N64. I have become a third wheel to their mario kart dates. FML

#7699388
124 comments

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On 01/30/2010 at 4:40am - misc - by wowsucks (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was woken up by my own fart. FML

#7698820
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11054) - you deserved it (32107)

On 01/30/2010 at 3:47am - misc - by Wowsers. (woman) - United Kingdom (Blackpool)

Today, I was driving home and stopped at a light. A cute guy in the truck ahead of me waved me forward and told me to roll down my window. It was the first time a cute guy had talked to me in a while so I was pretty excited. He told me to turn my lights on. FML

#7697046
60 comments

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On 01/30/2010 at 2:04am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, I had to lie to my therapist about my sex life to make me feel better. FML

#7696686
58 comments

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On 01/30/2010 at 1:50am - intimacy - by virgo - Sent from mobile version

Today, I took my 8 year old nephew to Laser Tag for his birthday party. I reluctantly was forced into playing one game. Apparently, no one explained the rules to one child and instead of 'shooting' me with his laser pointer, he kicked me straight in the balls. FML

#7694418
81 comments

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On 01/30/2010 at 12:40am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found a wallet belonging to some guy, it had $355 inside. Because he had his address written inside, I decided to return it hoping for a reward. I drove for 40 mins and finally got to his house during peak hour. All he did was say "oh cool". FML

#7693215
224 comments

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On 01/30/2010 at 12:06am - money - by Sheggie (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was babysitting three little kids. I decided to give one of them (a seven-year-old) a piggy-back ride, thinking I'm strong enough. I managed to get a few feet before faceplanting on the wooden floor. She is fine though, no pain or anything. My face took the impact for both of us. FML

#7693157
49 comments

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On 01/30/2010 at 12:05am - kids - by ouchy (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, the guy that I'm in love with and plan to marry some day told me he would choose a million dollars over me. I got upset and told him I no longer want to be with him. In an excited voice he said, "Really? So are you serious I don't have to worry about this love stuff anymore?" FML

#7693033
122 comments

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On 01/30/2010 at 12:01am - love - by Star (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I told my best friend I was breaking up with my girlfriend of 3 years. He thought it would be funny to tell her I was going to propose to her that night. She showed up telling me how much she loves me and that when we get married how great it will be. FML

#7682413
136 comments

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On 01/29/2010 at 7:08pm - misc - by anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was in the bathroom getting ready to take a shower. I took all of my clothes off, and stepped into the shower facing the knobs. When I turned around, I saw somebody standing in there with me. Apparently, my little brother and his friend were playing hide and seek, and I found his friend. FML

#7682210
178 comments

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On 01/29/2010 at 7:02pm - misc - by soonaked (woman) - United States (New York)



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