Sports, Injury, Football and Love: ARE YOU ******* SORRY?

ARE YOU ******* SORRY?

By hyper12332 - 29/04/2009 14:35 - Australia

Today, I was playing one on one soccer with a girl like. I accidentally kicked the ball right into her face. The ball rolled back towards me and as I was running to see if she was ok, I kicked the ball… right into her face again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 70 088

You deserved it 31 371

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2009 18:58 - United States

Today, I had a soccer game. A player from the other team hit me in the face. In the next half, she was the goalie and I was determined to score on her. When I finally got my chance to, everyone cheered, until I kicked the ball into the goal post and it bounced back and hit me in the face. FML

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You deserved it 8 896

By hawaiiansokkrboi - 19/04/2009 05:40 - United States

Today, I was practicing soccer at my school. My team was practicing penalty kicks. It was my turn up and this cute girl that I like was watching off ten feet away from the goal. I was running to take the kick when I slipped and kicked the ball. It hit her head and now she won't talk to me. FML

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You deserved it 10 714

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By PeterRabit - 25/07/2009 15:11 - Canada

Today, I was walking around in a park when I pass some kids playing soccer. One of them kicks the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily I catch the ball. Then I drop kick the ball, intending to say "go get it." Instead it ricochets of a nearby tree and hits my face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 861

You deserved it 47 191

By No thanks - 11/12/2014 12:08 - United States

Today, I was sitting on a fence watching a friend play soccer. He accidentally kicked the ball at my face and made me fall off the fence into mud. I laughed it off and got back on the fence. Two seconds later he did the same exact thing. I fell wrong and slammed my face into the fence. Pain. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 063

You deserved it 5 990

By mild banana - 16/06/2016 16:55 - United States - Cedar Hill

Today, I was kicking my soccer ball with my father. My mom pulled out in the car without checking and ran into to me. FML

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You deserved it 1 222

By Icci - 12/12/2009 22:54 - United States

Today, at work I was playing football with one of my camp kids in the indoor-pool. I saw a co-worker walking by and I decided to hit him with the football. The football slipped out of my hand and I hit a lady in the face, breaking her nose, and causing her to fall and get a concussion. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 694

You deserved it 37 803

By Name - 11/07/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I was playing tennis with my friend. He hit a ball up high, and I slammed it down, thinking there was no way he would get it. Feeling pretty good about it, I turned around to celebrate. As I turned around, I got smacked in my face. He got it. FML

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You deserved it 56 156

Footie

By supras - 04/12/2013 02:03 - United Kingdom - Luton

Today, playing soccer, I jumped up to make a header and clear the ball away from our goal. I got the ball but some guy kicked me in the face. I was taken off. All the parents were horrified, saying how badly my nose must have broken. Turns out my nose was fine. That's just how my nose looks. FML

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You deserved it 3 132

Smooth moves

By Anonymous - 16/03/2023 10:00 - Canada

Today, I was trying out for a local basketball team, so I put extra effort into showing off my baller skills. Unfortunately, I managed to hit myself in the face with the ball, knocking out one of my own teeth. FML

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You deserved it 521

By -_- - 07/10/2015 11:29 - United States - San Francisco

Today, at a soccer game held by my girlfriend's family, some idiot went to kick the ball, missed by a mile, and hit the ground hard. So I started a slow, sarcastic clap. I got a load of angry looks, followed by verbal abuse when we found out he'd split his head open on the ground. FML

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You deserved it 32 440

wtfuckery 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 22:59

Oh man, that sucks...for both of you, but for her, mostly. Damn!

tehhotness 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 23:15

did you pull your shirt over your head and run around doing the classic soccer airplane celebration?

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wtfuckery 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 22:59

Oh man, that sucks...for both of you, but for her, mostly. Damn!

noah1213 0

Wednesday 5 May 2010 5:03

today a guy I liked kicked a soccer ball into my face. in an attempt to help me up he kicked again......... into my face..FML

phreshboi 1

Saturday 8 May 2010 1:18

man you must really suck at soccer

fmylife1133249 1

Monday 21 June 2010 17:22

or really good

Technocidal 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 9:29

cockblocked by a soccer ball

changesinme 0

Wednesday 6 October 2010 18:05

look at the bright side, she got hit by your balls instead of another dude's

shehzeenahmed 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 23:00

damn that sucks for her more than for you

Je_mapelle 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 23:02

HAHAHAHA bad coordination :P

Dutchie2010 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 23:05

Hahaha this one's my favorite!!!! Sucks for you though...

Shadic 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 23:06

How would you do that the second time accidentally? Good job with the coordination there.

ScottieZ 0

Sunday 25 December 2011 11:09

You look like Justin Bieber's dad.

sinbadmac 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 23:06

roflmfao

were_giraffe 2

Wednesday 29 April 2009 23:07

don't feel too bad if she's a serious soccer player she'll be use to getting hit with the ball. just give her a flower or something

hellokittywhore 0

Thursday 22 April 2010 0:11

or is she's a serious ***** shell be used to balls hitting her in the face. lol

903texmom1 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 23:08

score!!!

lazorzpewpew 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 23:09

Doubly owned... Excellent! :D

deaditegirl 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 23:09

Suck less.

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