by bfall74 / 05/31/2011 at 6:35pm / Canada / Transportation
dreamering's comment : Your "Blind" date had a car accident? No shit.
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a poem, and left it on the bed with a rose for him to see after work. When I came home later, I noticed the flower in the trash, and the poem had been used as gum wrapper. FML
Today, I was on my third date with a really hot girl. A guy walked by singing the Pokémon theme song. She started making fun of the guy, mocking his immaturity. I joined in order to keep the conversation going. Everything was going great but then my phone rang. It was the Pokémon theme song. FML
by chickennbenchpress / 05/31/2011 at 1:05pm / Canada (Ontario) / Geek
ADub55's comment : awkward...
Today, as I was walking out of a restaurant with my boyfriend, I saw some guys checking me out. One of them walked up to my boyfriend and said, "Dude, you and your girlfriend have matching moustaches!" FML
by kaleigh / 05/31/2011 at 1:01pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Ann / 05/31/2011 at 12:47pm / United States (Michigan) / Kids
Today, I came home from work to find my computer smashed into a hundred pieces. My dad threw it at my mom because they were having a fight and my computer was the closest thing to throw. He refuses to fix it. FML
by Taurus_ChicKa / 05/31/2011 at 12:44pm / United States (Kansas) / Money
A7X_LoVeee's comment : Damn. You have an asshole of a father.
Today, my daughter called for me to come into the bathroom. Turns out the tummy ache she'd been complaining of was actually parasites in her digestive tract. I could swear they were looking at me from the toilet. FML
by mrsekko / 05/31/2011 at 8:44am / United States / Health
by veggiepower11028 / 05/31/2011 at 8:02am / Love
Today, while at work, a rather large woman came in and ordered a cheeseburger. When asking if she would like to supersize it, she took her purse, smacked me, and told me she wasn't fat, and how rude I was for calling her supersized. I was just doing my job. FML
by Me / 05/31/2011 at 2:49am / United States (Arizona) / Work
Today, I read my university's newsletter. Apparently we're starting up a "buddy" system for international students. I'm signing up, because this will help me complete my goal of making my first friend at university. FML
by loner / 05/31/2011 at 1:50am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by romantic84 / 05/31/2011 at 12:51am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by efff my life. / 05/30/2011 at 10:58pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love