By Anonymous - 22/11/2014 18:18 - Ireland - Kilkenny
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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
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Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
By Anonymous - 22/11/2014 18:18 - Ireland - Kilkenny
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Hi everyone, OP here. Thanks for taking the time to read my post. Just to clarify my "brilliance" in getting into this situation...it was my first day of a virtual class so I had configured the camera and mic to work about an hour before class started, and thought I had muted both...but apparently had not done these properly. The hemorrhoids was particularly painful that day, and I didn't know if everything was ok down there, which is why I asked for spousal assistance before they left for work. i used the bed as it was easier to prop up on that than any surface in the bathroom. apparently several other students thought to set up their computers early too. just my luck. I won't be making THIS mistake anytime soon...