By Anonymous - 22/06/2009 18:12 - United States
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The Mixer
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The rules are the rules
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
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I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Up and coming moderator
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I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Judgmental
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50 favorites
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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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Going for gold
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Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
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100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
Work is a 4-letter word
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I liked to the power of 20
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What'ch'all looking at?
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By bruhskoni - 31/05/2015 02:25 - United States - San Francisco
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Haha, yeah. I did set an alarm, but I was so exhausted I slept right through it and my clock turns itself off after about 20 minutes. I'm also studying for finals so it's just been a very awful stressful time period. To all of you guys saying YDI, you're totally right. I spread myself too thin and didn't adequately prepare, so it was all my fault. Luckily it was a small ensemble performance, and 2nd chair took my place, rather than a big solo, so it wasn't the end of the world that I missed it, but it was a big opportunity to exhibit my talent. There will be more to come though, and I will make sure not to be sleep deprived! Also to all y'all saying "sorry for your neighbors", luckily my school's music building has very nifty sound proof practice rooms which I spend a lot of Time in. Thank you all for your support and I'm mad excited this got published. To anybody else who also just suffered through/is taking finals, may luck be on your side!
Busted
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Baby bird blues
By nerderer - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Duluth
It was just my Aunt and the Midwife in the room at the time. I think my Aunt laughing helped her push my cousin out the last little bit. The Midwife was awesome.