Danger zone
By didntevenknow - 13/08/2012 15:06 - Malaysia - Kuala Lumpur
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
By didntevenknow - 13/08/2012 15:06 - Malaysia - Kuala Lumpur
By Lauren - 20/08/2012 03:53 - United States - New Market
By wtf yourself, cunt - 17/09/2012 23:14 - Australia - Sydney
By Anonymous - 20/09/2012 04:14 - United States
By for fuck sake dad - 02/11/2012 23:50 - Ireland - Limerick
By Username - 25/11/2012 23:36 - United Kingdom - Newcastle Upon Tyne
By Anonymous - 02/12/2012 08:19 - Australia - Sydney
By sonofahypocriticalwhore - 07/12/2012 17:06 - United States
By itsjustwill - 17/01/2013 00:35 - United States - Puyallup
By screwed - 10/02/2013 10:41 - United States
By crap - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States
By madiison09 - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States
By what if I'm being eaten from the inside out? oh my god - 05/04/2013 18:51 - Singapore - Singapore
By Anonymous - 04/05/2013 01:14 - Netherlands
By joeidk - 12/05/2013 00:07 - United States - Brooklyn
By faitoh - 23/05/2013 22:00 - United Kingdom - Lisburn
By ohmygod - 20/06/2013 05:49 - United States
By unknown - 02/11/2013 21:10 - Canada - Courtenay
By Thors_Hammer9999 - 23/11/2013 06:05 - United States - Cadillac
Hi no I wasn't stuffed up anymore, my sinuses will drain twice a year, once in the spring and once in the fall for about two or three days, I also tend to suffer from sinusitis and sinus infections. She showed up the day I was finally cleared up and was just loafing around the house. While I'd kept thinking I needed to take the trash out because it was gross just sitting there, but I wasn't expecting company, like I said she stopped by for a surprise visit. I was able to clear things up with my Grandpa, the man knows me better then anyone and he was just checking in on me out of concern because as he said "it didn't sound like me." It was also my idiot brother who spread it around after overhearing my ma conveying the story to my dad later that day. I have had several facebook messages and phone calls asking about it but most of the people who know me are aware of my sinus issues, especially after last spring when my sinuses got infected because of them and my face was all swollen....We're all still trying to figure out how my mom is surprised by it....Idk, guess she figures I'll grow out of it eventually. Finally while I have taken some good natured ribbing about it all and probably will for a while yet my mom has gotten it even worse and is incredibly embarrassed about it all....maybe it's enough so next spring she'll remember my sinus issues for once.
By Thanks guys - 26/11/2013 05:21 - United States - Richmond
Um, OP here. Scared to reply because of the abuse I've been getting but obviously I deserved it, I know that. 1. I guess I posted it as an FML because I realised how much of a dick/arsehole/****/wanker I'd been... 2. The guy wasn't cycling to the side like he should have been, he was more out to the middle. I just lost my cool to be honest, if he doesn't care about his safety by doing that, why should I bother about not making him jump? (unpopular opinion obviously...) 3. I should probably point out that this was a quiet road, I was the only car, otherwise I wouldn't have done it, which may be surprising to some of you... 4. He caught up to me because I slowed back down to normal speed after about 30 seconds. Guess he was stronger than I thought. 5. I KNOW I'm a colossal twat. But I still hate cyclists. Some of them are SO up their own arses. Having said that, I WILL NEVER EVER DO ANYTHING LIKE THIS AGAIN.