Creepy
By creepster - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Canada
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It was one of those knee-high single wire barbed fences they use to keep deer/horses and stuff away from certain places like roads...I think. I don't really know what those fences do, except trip people and hurt a lot. At least it wasn't electric.