By Stinkipinkki - 21/08/2013 16:27 - United States - Austin
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By Stinkipinkki - 21/08/2013 16:27 - United States - Austin
By twatstick - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Worksop
By me - 21/08/2013 23:45 - Ireland - Dublin
By theuglyone - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Canada - Port Perry
By Embarrassed - 22/08/2013 04:40 - United States - Gloucester
By Ugly - 22/08/2013 23:40 - United States - Jerseyville
By Singer_Song - 23/08/2013 05:04 - United States
I'm the OP. The reason I say Japanese specifically is because I do know a few words and included them in the song. I do love anime. I'm actually a really good singer, I've bee compared to Evanescance (I'm not trying to show off I have no reason to show off to online strangers). I was singing because I had a tune in my head and was being silly. Also the restroom is in the back of the Library so I didn't think it would go that far. I didn't know because not a single person made a face or anything.
By NotInterested - 23/08/2013 06:23 - United States
By themarrowguy - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States
By Miami6and3 - 26/08/2013 18:22 - United States - Pasadena
By Anonymous - 26/08/2013 20:17 - United States - Fort Lauderdale
By nowork - 28/08/2013 03:21 - United States - Liverpool
By Anonymous - 28/08/2013 21:29 - Canada - Oshawa
By Kannachan13 - 28/08/2013 23:02 - United States - New York
Op here. It's an at will state, and the store had a strict please-all-guests policy. From what I was told it was out of my bosses hands as they actually called corporate and there was no proof it was her. As far as parents well I doubt anything will come of that
By Anonymous - 29/08/2013 09:38 - United Kingdom
By IronSkye - 29/08/2013 10:55 - Romania - Bucharest
Okay, I'm glad this FML got published. Thanks, guys! However, looks like I have some questions to answer. Firstly, my sister is almost eleven. The day before, we went shopping, and dad bought foir bottles of beer for a game he was going to watch in two days with his friends. My sister took the bottles and put the beer in cups, it totally looked like lemonade. She even put some lemons next to them! Yes, it was light beer, fortunately. But still alcohol. The kids told their mums the juice tasted funny, so they took a sip and figured out what it actually was. In the end, my sister's excuse was that she knew lemonade wouldn't have been successful anyway.
By Anonymous - 29/08/2013 18:12 - United States - Mount Clemens
By Anonymous - 02/09/2013 03:18 - United States - Woburn
By Kiddo - 02/09/2013 06:49 - United States - Jacksonville
By yourfault - 02/09/2013 15:10 - United Kingdom - Kingston
Hey everyone! I loved reading your comments. The good, the bad, and even the ugly. Let me just clear up that it was my moms birthday, so I came down early to wake her up with breakfast. I wasn't coming down to listen like a pervert. I am very glad my parents are still fond of each other but I experienced just a tad too much of this fondness. I know realize that I could of walked back up and try not to squeak on the stairs, but come on. I wasn't really thinking at that point, mostly freaking out! Thanks everyone and no I didn't have my camera to save the picture as blackmail ;)