By Hannah - 13/06/2013 16:19 - Australia - Caulfield North
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By Hannah - 13/06/2013 16:19 - Australia - Caulfield North
By thatisfuckedup - 13/06/2013 22:12 - United Kingdom
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By woof woof?? - 15/06/2013 20:26 - Canada - Sherwood Park
By Married2handsome - 16/06/2013 23:58 - United States - Palm Bay
By cherbear1000 - 17/06/2013 04:33 - United States - Nottingham
By Anonymous - 17/06/2013 20:07 - United States
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - South Salem
By Anonymous - 19/06/2013 15:29 - United States - Richmond
By shut_up - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Roseburg
By me - 21/08/2013 23:45 - Ireland - Dublin
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By seriously? - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
By fucking financial ruin - 23/08/2013 18:21 - United States - New Bern
By Hannahb17 - 23/08/2013 22:21 - United States - Phoenix
For those of you who are wondering, I'm 17 and I work at Forever 21. I asked the two girls if they needed any help and they said, "Umm.. We don't want YOUR help." I said, "Excuse me?" They said, "OMG WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE? WE DON'T WANT YOUR HELP! CAN WE GET SOMEONE ELSE TO HELP US?" At that point a manager came over to see what the problem was and the girls said, "We don't want her help. She doesn't even have a thigh gap. Why does she even work here?" Not wanting to do anything stupid and lose my job, I walked away. The two girls had to have been only a year or two younger than me. Plot twist: THEY DIDN'T HAVE FREAKING THIGH GAPS! I can't explain to y'all how much that irked me. The whole thing was just stupid. I really like working at Forever 21, though, so I'm glad I didn't do anything to jeopardize that. Well, thank you all for the supportive comments! They were fun to read. (: I hope y'all have a great night/day!
By Anonymous - 24/08/2013 20:37 - United States - North Bend
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By KatVanGogh - 26/08/2013 01:16 - United States - Drexel Hill
By Anonymous - 26/08/2013 23:12 - United States - Hollywood
Yes, he's a cool dad! No, it was certainly NOT on purpose. :) Although she says it hurt, she too thought it funny and requested I place it as a FB status and FML!