Old school prank
By Anonymous - 09/07/2009 01:34 - United States
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
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200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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You've commented on an FML that you sent in
There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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By Anonymous - 09/07/2009 01:34 - United States
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By Anonymous - 25/11/2010 05:24 - United States
Didn't have an account when I first posted this fml. But I wanted to clarify a few things. 1. I was wearing mittens because it was below freezing and my car was still cold. 2. Washington doesn't believe in salting the roads or doing anything to ease winter driving mainly because we rarely ever get snow. People here also freak out whenever some crack like substance falls from the sky and driving in poor weather conditions becomes a problem. 3. Said idiot driver was previously tailing my car before he passed me and the cars in front of me. 4. I actually didn't think this would become an approved post. I just copied and pasted my facebook status. xD I'm glad that some of you found this amusing though.
By Christopher - 13/12/2010 09:16 - Canada
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By hadtocleanthemess - 28/06/2011 12:35 - Canada
Okay this is my FML and to address everyones comments- yes the name candyman was thaught of and is used. And I can't believe only one person figured out that it's simply a midlife crisis issue. And yeah, I put it under kids for a reason. It is FML because I can't use it against him cuz he's too much of an ass. And for another reason that will be posted as another FML. Thank you and goodnight