By Pas de gaspillage - 22/04/2018 11:00 - France
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Bonjour ! Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM ! Pour explications, mon chat est encore petit (6 mois) et est donc très léger, c'est pourquoi je ne l'ai ps remarqué. De plus, comme c'est encore un bébé et que j'habite très près de mon aéroport, il a dormi les 15 minutes qu'on duré le trajet. Finalement, j'avais vérifié qu'il soit bien dans l'appartement avant de partir, mais Il a du se glisser dans mon sac le temps que je fasse un dernier pipi... Au final, ma mère a eu le temps de venir le récupérer et j'ai eu mon avion :)
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je suis l'auteur je lui avait mis de quoi dessiner et je me suis assoupi quelque minutes sans le vouloir du a un grand manque de sommeil.