By TaffyMichele - 13/09/2012 23:38 - United States - La Verne
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Bad omen
By cutiepatootie - 03/01/2010 05:04 - United States
By Anonymous - 02/11/2014 16:44 - United States - Rome
By NoScrubs - 31/10/2014 05:10 - United States - San Francisco
Just… why?
By Ob3nie - 14/07/2014 17:45 - United States - San Francisco
By cassieono - 10/07/2014 21:28 - United States - Springfield
By Wonderful_0 - 23/06/2015 17:58 - United Kingdom - Luton
Wonderful_0 tells us more.
By fuckit - 31/01/2013 20:27 - Italy - Rome
By snazz23 - 13/06/2016 14:24 - United States - Leander
snazz23 tells us more.
Because I would have to go 30 miles out of my way to get her, and take her 30 miles out of my way to take her home. So that's 60 miles total....on my wedding day.
Experience
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
Being boring
By dicedicebaby - 23/03/2015 00:20 - United States - Columbus
By Anthony - 14/04/2016 23:15 - France
By MissCommunicate - 05/02/2011 15:36 - Australia
MissCommunicate tells us more.
I am only seventeen, and that's how I found out. My parents were then quick to give me the "talk".
By unluckymiss - 24/01/2010 06:03 - United States
By fifi125 - 24/12/2016 04:01 - Australia
fifi125 tells us more.
Hey guys, just a lil bit of clarification. I was holding onto the tree to get a good look at the blue tongue (which was over half a metre long). We're not normally afraid of her, she's come into our house (which I'll put a picture of in my profile). It's just that that day I was too near her hidey hole so she chased me. I was in the tree havin a little stare-down with her when I must have moved a little too high up because this possum comes out of no where right up into my face. Scared the shit out of me so I ****** legged it inside. I'm also 16 so I don't have a heap of options about where I live lol
Spy vs Spy
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Portland
By tmi4me - 26/05/2015 03:50 - United States
Cheers
By Anonymous - 09/09/2009 01:22 - United States
Harsh but fair
By darkangel7410 - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Lafayette
By feenix89 - 09/02/2009 23:41 - United States
feenix89 tells us more.
yeah, she goes through phases where she says she's Christian. We dated for about a year, we started dating and she sat me down to ask if I was a Christian too. We had sex 3 weeks into our relationship, and then for another 9 months, and we stopped to 'get closer to God' And I also think it was around that time she started nailing my friend. And she still has yet to understand why I don't want to talk to her
By Ugh - 15/02/2011 17:10 - United States
BIKES!
By zinka - 25/07/2009 22:17 - United States
By sciencenat - 14/01/2016 06:36 - France - V?lizy-villacoublay
By Anonymous - 06/01/2016 06:54 - United States - San Francisco
By preggers - 29/11/2010 19:20 - United States
Randy old bird
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Australia
Boobaloo
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Pinner
Wardrobe malfunction
By Unknown - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By trickortreat - 01/11/2009 04:23 - United States
Carry her home
By Anonymous - 16/05/2014 19:02 - Canada - Gander
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Hi no my dog is very controlled and well behaved, and only barks to ward off danger. However, because he's just a big softie, (he's a border collie/black Labrador cross breed) all the neighbours love him, but apparently this kid loves him a little too much...