Today, I finally got myself settled into bed around 2 in the morning after a very long day. My cat started to snuggle with me when I smelled something disgusting. Turns out my cat sharted in my bed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at 6 am, I was suddenly jerked from the warm embraces of sleep by the smell of poo. I was very groggy and confused when my hand landed in something wet and cold. I turned on the light and was horrified to find that my kitten took a huge dump in my bed. It was everywhere. FML
Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML
Today, as I was trying to fall asleep, I was jolted awake by my oldest cat who'd decided it would be perfect to power-puke all over my bed. FML
Today, as I crawled into bed and hid under my blanket, I was hit with a very strong and familiar smell. The smell of piss. My cat had peed all over my only blanket. Guess I'll sleep under the mattress. FML
Today, I discovered why there was such a horrible stench in my bedroom. My cat had a secret stash of shit under my dresser. Along with the carcass of a rat. FML
Today, I was woken up at 5:15 AM to the lovely sounds of my cat barfing in three different places on my bedroom carpet. FML
Today, I turned over in my sleep and fell out of bed, face-first into a puddle of cold cat vomit that my cat had left for me. FML
Today, I took a nap with a kitten I just adopted from my mom's house. To make her feel more comfortable, I took a nap with her on my bed. In my dream, I kept smelling poo and I felt around on the bed to find the kitten. She apparently had diarrhea on my bed and I had stuck my hand in it. FML
Today, I woke to the smell of poop in my apartment. I went to investigate and found out a cat had pooped in my living room. I don’t have a cat. FML
Today, I replaced my bedsheets with new, clean ones. I went to the bathroom to wash up, and when I came back, my cat had peed exactly where my head would be. FML
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Top comments
irishmaiden78 23
I would venture to say it was your cats anal glands. They may be full or he's expressing them to mark you and your bed as his. My cat does it occasionally and he also does it when he's nervous. Lovely smell....
Yimpish 15
Shart in its bed to get back at it
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Comments (57)
momo3p 22
That's a shitty situation
FujisakiChihiro 24
Please don't.
The12thPaladin 8
overused jokes stopped being funny a while ago
Kevin_Kestel 24
pointless comments also got annoying a while ago ^
False_Stupidity 42
What a waste of a perfectly good 1st comment.
lurker_no_more 13
You've got to admire their tenacity though.. there seems to be no end of willing sacrifices on the altar of down votes.
mds9986 24
It's because downvotes don't mean anything. I bet people would stop of there was a score on their profile.
syki 22
Is that better or worse Ghana decomposing "gift?"
syki 22
*than a. Can't correct this on the app, also, wtf autocorrect???
firefighter925 18
You can correct it, it just gives you 2 minutes to do it.
syki 22
Not on my app for some reason. I don't know why. :(
Jowisee 29
Not sure why you're being down voted, I can't edit my comments afterwards either .
SuperLemon99 9
That ended cat-astrophically.
chuka81 27
Every time there's a cat FML, someone says this.
ohSNAPyall 27
Cat-ass-trophically?
fmlperson8264 16
Soon people will start getting downvotes for making this pun on every cat FML.
Yimpish 15
Shart in its bed to get back at it
firefighter925 18
Sounds like it's sick.
smackaroonial 20
You shartn't have let your cat in your bed.
SuperLemon99 9
bro that was the worst pun I've ever seen.
smackaroonial 20
I know, isn't it great?
liv1222 29
No, he just said it was the worst.
higgysaurus 18
A for effort though
freddygasman 18
No, higgysaurus, actually "e" is for effort.
irishmaiden78 23
I would venture to say it was your cats anal glands. They may be full or he's expressing them to mark you and your bed as his. My cat does it occasionally and he also does it when he's nervous. Lovely smell....
niiickk_ 7
anal leakage
Warmonger_Smurf 29
Today my human was so tired he tried to sleep in my litter box. So I marked my territory, then he got mad at me! FML
loueasy 23
He's a little pussy
AndyPurdy 31
Oh shit