Noname
United States
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
hdgyfjdzdfg
United States
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML
fartlover
Canada
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML
sausagefingers
Nixa, United States
Today, I overheard my boyfriend and his friends talking in the next room. I smiled when my boyfriend called me beautiful, only to hear his friend laugh and say, "C'mon, dude. She has fat ankles and smells like deli meat." FML
isoheartcaitlin
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML
KaiyaOtaku1
Seattle, United States
Today, while eating dinner with my boyfriend, I look up to see him staring at me, smiling. Hoping he wanted to say how lucky of a man he was who loved me deeply, I asked him what he was thinking. He replied, "You can't smell that yet? It was a noxious one." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was telling my boyfriend how proud I am of him for finding a really good job. He interrupted me to tell me that my breath smelled like his cat's. FML
Anonymous
United States
Dude, gross
Today, I tried to gently tell my boyfriend that he needs to wash his clothes more often as some of them smell pretty musty. He got all pissy (no pun intended) and assured me that none of his exes ever complained about a smell. I can’t even go down on the guy because his crotch smells bad. FML
Anonymous
Baraboo, United States
Today, my loving fiancé informed me that my new perfume makes me smell like a urinal cake. FML
DSM
United States
Today, I was going to attempt to compliment my girlfriend, I planned on telling her that she smelled really nice. In a loving tone, I confidently told her, "Baby, you have a certain stench to you." FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Brecksville, United States
Finger lickin'
Today, I smelled chicken nuggets and asked my boyfriend if he was making some. He wasn't. It was my armpits. FML
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snowman2684 1
how the hell did this makke the site its pointless
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
Which vegetable? If it's onions, that sucks. If it's like... twice-baked potatoes, that's amazing.
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greenman_fml 0
better than smelling like pig vomit :(
iplaylax 0
is the op a carrot?
DarkPrince_fml 0
how did this get through the mods
2gether4ever 0
then eat more fruit
stopreadingmynam 0
cool!
GravityGoesUp 1
At least he didn't say fish ): Still pretty awkward though lol good luck with him! :D
deadangel_fml 0
LOL @ #5. Love the phrasing, "she looked slightly unhappy". :D And I too could think of worse things to smell like than vegetables, but I'm guessing it's still not what you're really going for.
twitchy315 0
vegetables are good! (think about it ;) its a compliment)
Titanus 0
do you mean #2?
cbahh 0
This made me laugh more than any other FML.
ughidgaf 0
lol i was about to say "awww! that's a line from juno!" but no. juno was soup. sorry. but hey, there are worse things to smell like than vegetables.
snowman2684 1
how the hell did this makke the site its pointless
Vball6 19
Dammit I accidentally unliked this comment): Thumbs up!
mikejacobs 0
Does your boyfriend go around sniffing vegetables in wheelchairs or something :p
iloveyoulosers 0
....so?
3ree 0
could be worse
jsmith1199 4
so what? no one cares.. Today, I read an FML so ridiculously stupid that it actually made my eyes bleed.
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
Which vegetable? If it's onions, that sucks. If it's like... twice-baked potatoes, that's amazing.
walker9879 25
#12 random fact: recently there was a study where scientists got perspiration from males and females and added enzymes and smelled it. I can't remember for sure what male perspiration smelled like on average (dirty socks maybe) but females smelled like grapefruit and onion.