Today, I got a new trainee at work. She was the experimental one-night stand I’d had several months back and never called again. She kept making remarks about how excited she is to be working under me again and winking. This is gonna be a long couple of weeks. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was given a new trainee at work. It was the conniving skank who screwed my brother-in-law and ruined my sister’s marriage. When I refused to train her, I was written up and sent home, while the homewrecking whore just smirked. FML
Today, I was working my shift and my ex girlfriend came in to apply for a job. She broke up with me for another guy so i can't stand being in the same room as her. The manager talked to her and decided to hire her on the spot. I need to train her. FML
Today, I went to work to find two new beautiful trainees. I thought maybe I might be able to hook up with one of them, so I walk up and flash my blue eyes and begin to act like a gentleman. Not five minutes into our conversation the girls ask me if there are any cute guys working here. FML
Today, after a string of crappy employees had come and gone over the month, I was joking to my manager that maybe we should move the "Now Hiring" sign further away from the trash can so we'd stop getting garbage hires. The new girl was right behind me. I'll be her trainer all week. FML
Today, my girlfriend who trained me at the job we both work at received a promotion, which left a spot for advancement. I was chosen for the position, and now the guy she's been cheating on me with is training me. Congrats. FML
Today, the girl who tormented my life for nine years was hired at my part-time job. We're assigned to work together on a three-month-long project which will involve tons of communication. FML
Today, I started a new job. The synopsis of my training was, "You're starting a job you're going to hate and you'll be fired for entertaining yourself while waiting for us to give you more work. But you're going to love being here." FML
Today, I found out that a co-worker has been promoted to Store Manager. She has been here for less than 6 months, and I have been with the company for 10 years. Guess who has been training her for the last 6 months. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years threatened to break up with me because when she came by my work, she saw me talking to another girl. The girl was a trainee. I'm the boss of the company, so it's my responsibility to train new people. FML
Today, after two months without sex, my new coworker began telling me about how his ex dumped him after fucking all his friends. The only response I could muster was, “Well, I wish I knew you better.” That got HR involved. FML
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cacheson 42
Honestly it could have been worse; she could have been mean and vindictive. She was probably trying to be nice about it and make the most of an awkward situation.
Anderling 33
Make absolutely sure that your boss knows about your circumstances and, if possible, never be alone with her anywhere. It’s very easy to turn a situation like this into a he-said-she-said, and you want to nip this in the bud rather than do damage control.
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RichardPencil 32
Casper the Friendly Ghost?
cacheson 42
Honestly it could have been worse; she could have been mean and vindictive. She was probably trying to be nice about it and make the most of an awkward situation.
Anderling 33
Make absolutely sure that your boss knows about your circumstances and, if possible, never be alone with her anywhere. It’s very easy to turn a situation like this into a he-said-she-said, and you want to nip this in the bud rather than do damage control.
Jon Tessler 14
even if you didn't want to continue a relationship with her, you should have called her and told her so. it would have saved you a bunch of awkwardness.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Just casually drop into conversation that at work you want to maintain a professional working relationship with all your colleagues.
1known 34
Next time you’ll act as a man and tell the girl it’s over.