Today, my little sister came up to me and said, "Aww, don't be sad. Even ugly people can get boyfriends." She then smiled, patted my back, and walked off. I wasn't actually sad before, but I am now. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my sister was dumped by her boyfriend. As my mother was comforting her, I overheard her say "Honey, it's okay, you're the pretty one. Think of those worse off than you. Think of your sister, she might never get a boyfriend." FML
Today, I was complaining to my sister about how jealous I was of her looks. Her response was "Sometimes it's okay to be the ugly sister. Like, you have less of a chance of getting raped." FML
Today, my little cousin, who just got a boyfriend, found out I've been single my whole life. She asked, "Is it because you're really ugly and awkward?" Yes. Yes, it is. FML
Today, I flew to California to visit my younger sister at college. When I got to her house, her boyfriend looks at her and says, "She's not THAT ugly." FML
Today, my little sister asked me what she would look like when she got older. I told her that she would probably look a lot like me. She started to cry. FML
Today, at work, a weird old woman came up to me and told me that it's okay: being ugly isn't a choice, it's nothing to be ashamed of, and that it's what inside that counts. She then hugged me and walked away. FML
Today, me and the guy I was dating ran into my sister at the mall. He took one look at her and mumbled, "Great, I chose the ugly one" under his breath. FML
Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML
Today, my boyfriend told my four-year-old sister that "fatass" means "beautiful lady." I didn't know about this until I took my sister shopping with me. The woman at the till said she was adorable; my sister replied, "Thanks, fatass." FML
Today, I was on the phone with my little sister as she explained that all these guys like her now that she's so skinny and beautiful. My mom must have overheard me tell my sister that at least I was a cuter child, because my mom laughed and said, "Yeah right, we had to buy you fat kid diapers." FML
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swagstatic 16
You should of said "yeah, you're right, I guess you have a shot of getting a boyfriend"!
aireeahna 23
Don't worry OP, eventually the ugly duckling will turn into a beautiful swan (:
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Comments (57)
SarahSehhati 40
Little sisters are little brats do not let her ruin your day!
Just_A_Tree 20
Little sis must know from experience. She knew this as soon as she got a boyfriend for the first time. But seriously though, nobody is ugly, we just fit the physical preference of others. Some people fit more of the populations physical preferences than others. But that don't mean you're ugly. Chin up. Confidence and being competitive is the most attractive thing of all, and if you got those, then you're better than a lot of girls in my opinion.
adrian1910 15
My little sisters are nice and caring
WattledParsley 11
24 no one gives a flying ****
JayGatsby 25
This FML is still and Fyl no matter OP's sister's age, but I feel that maybe if OP's sister is very young she might actually think that she is helping and just isn't very good at saying it using proper manners yet; however, if she is old enough to know that those words are hurtful then there is no excuse. Anyways, definite fyl OP, I'm sure that someday you'll be just perfect enough for one guy. Keep your head up high!
grimpeeper 13
Pelt her with insults.
tiredteenager 16
Two wrongs don't make a right.
pastel_fml 18
But three lefts do.
BoaNikolaos 14
Two wrongs do make a right as long as you win ;)
swaglesshipster 23
Don't let people kill your spirits. Everyone is pretty in their own way ❤️
flowdaddygreen 4
easy for someone as pretty as you to say some people aren't that lucky
Sober_CJ 10
Absolutely, we are all unique. No one is the same, there is someone for everyone!
Amama_fml 30
At least she cares for you.
aireeahna 23
Don't worry OP, eventually the ugly duckling will turn into a beautiful swan (:
nitrog100 21
That's not how that works. Like at all.
ashalayx 13
aw, everyone is beautiful in there own way. youll find someone who loves you for you, petty or not on the outside.
Sober_CJ 10
That's right, we are all unique in our own way. No one is the same, and there is always someone out there for you.
swagstatic 16
You should of said "yeah, you're right, I guess you have a shot of getting a boyfriend"!
randomgirl1234 20
have*.
tantanpanda 26
#29, at least correct all of it. To be fair, if OP's sister is young enough, she won't understand the psychological damage she just caused. Some kids tend to speak blatantly without euphemisms. Now, if she's pretty old, like 10+, then she knows what she said. That's when the judgement should rain down on her. juuuust presenting the possible other side of the story.
purelymixed 17
What a b****
ethan043 18
You didn't need to censor that...
Geckosrock99 33
If you feel the need to censor words, maybe you just aren't old enough for this site/app.
purelymixed 17
WHAT A ******* **** ASS PIECE OF SHIT BITCH LICKING *****
purelymixed 17
Sorry too much?
sweetbliss3 37
how little is she, because kids don't have filters and don't realize they're being hurtful.
82681 25
Don't worry OP, at least your beautiful on the inside, unlike your sister.