Today, I'm celebrating New Year's with my cat. I made her a cake. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I celebrated the new year. Alone. FML
Today, I am passing New Year's Eve alone with my cat because everybody around me decided to celebrate in close committee, had a family emergency, or caught the C plague. FML
Today, I bought a Halloween costume for my cat. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I woke up to the sound of my cat puking up a hairball. This is the second year in a row he has done this. FML
Today, it's my anniversary. I've been a single cat-lady for exactly one year. FML
Today, I got a promotion. I was really excited until I realized that the only friend I had to celebrate with was my pet cat. FML
Today, it's my birthday, I knew I would be on my own, so I brought some pancakes, only to come down and find that not only had my cat eaten them, but also that I’d have to clean his barf up. Happy birthday to me. FML
Today, I went Christmas shopping for my cat. I still haven't bought presents for my family, yet my cat already has several small gifts under the tree and an outfit to wear around the house. I really need a new hobby. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend a cat. I now have a cat and no girlfriend. FML
Today, I caught my mom eating cat biscuits. We don't have a cat. FML
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AnnaDeWitt 27
I don't see the problem here. You got to avoid drunk douche bags and you spent the holiday with a loyal friend. And you got cake!
rainbowsandshit1 20
Awwwww that's so cute :3
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rainbowsandshit1 20
Awwwww that's so cute :3
JMichael 26
If OP doesn't mind sharing the cake I'll come spend it with her.
FunGhoost 10
That lucky pussy..
brasiliano 16
That's a purrrrrfect reply there.
extrasnipes 22
No it wasnt. Shut your meowth.
GodPart2 20
Sounds like a pawwwty to me
fluffleupigans 14
Ahh, puns.. :)
k007dot 10
At least you get some pussy.
xninix_fml 36
That's such an overused pun :/. Op I'm sorry you didn't have anyone to celebrate with other than your cat :(.
WearingHats 14
That pun crossed the feline.
thefirstwhiteboy 17
AAAWWWWWW that's cute and a little sad at the same time
Arwen_Evenstar 37
I can think of worse ways! I'm sure she loves you for it.
AnnaDeWitt 27
I don't see the problem here. You got to avoid drunk douche bags and you spent the holiday with a loyal friend. And you got cake!
ona16 22
I agree completely. That's sounds like a great way to spend New Years.
kittiecatgrace 6
Well, I did kiss my cat for New Years
crimintel 5
Won't lie, so did I, and a bunch of my friends were over too
whyisitincapital 25
Mmmm, catnip cake :D
kittiecatgrace 6
I made cupcakes for my cat too, but at least we have our priorities in check
challan 19
if they are chocolate, I'll share with your pussy.
anthonyksee 11
Meow!