Today, I went with my boyfriend to his church youth group for the first time. I found out a girl there likes him, when she decided to pull me off him while we were hugging, and take my place. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out a friend of mine likes me. It wasn't by a cute gesture like a sweet little note, or a beautiful heartfelt confession like you might expect. He sprang at my boyfriend and choked him (while I strained to pull him off). Right during the middle of our 60+ student populated class. FML
Today, I went on a date with the girl of my dreams. Her boyfriend, who she said she'd broken up with, was at the same restaurant with another girl. She screamed at him for ten minutes, then they started making out, and left together. The girl he was with looked at me and said "Eww", then went to hit on another guy. FML
Today, my boyfriend convinced a girl at the club to break up with her boyfriend and go home with him. She did. Now I'm single too. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
Today, I went on a date for the first time in almost a year. To keep things casual, he had a couple of his friends join. Oh and by a couple of friends, I mean a party of people from his church. I'm not religious. The date wasn't even half over before I was being preached to. FML
Today, I finally got to spend a good amount of time with this girl I had been trying to get with for weeks, only to realize I wasn't that into her. I asked my friend for help and he proceeded to literally drag me away from her, while I pretended to try and stop him. FML
Today, I finally got to see my boyfriend, after two months apart. As we hugged, he lifted me up and spun me around like in the movies. It would have been really romantic if I hadn't hit a little boy while he was riding past on his bike. I've just traumatized a little kid. FML
Today, a classmate came up to me, quickly shoved a dollar bill down my shirt, threw her arms around me and told me to pretend I was her boyfriend to avoid some other guy. Sad thing is, this is the first girl I've hugged in ages. FML
Today, I took a girl I like to the movies. Everything went great until I went in to kiss her. She didn't object, but my mother, who apparently followed me to the theater and was now pulling me away by my shirt while saying, "We're leaving!" certainly did. FML
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lex1459 38
I hope you smacked her.
Nyx_fml 23
I hope it was at least a Christian side hug.
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Comments (135)
Chandler_1995 8
Punch her in the throat
tabbydionysis 18
Well that escalated quickly.
FiFiLovee 26
That's when you politely grab a fist full of the tramps hair, yank her away from YOUR man, and put her in her place. You can't just stand back and watch. She'll walk all over you if you don't make it known that he is your boyfriend and he is obviously taken.
Nyx_fml 23
I hope it was at least a Christian side hug.
scooterdude720 19
Lol number 6 tried to copy your comment.
Nyx_fml 23
Oh wow. You changed your comment so my reply almost makes no sense. Thanks for almost making me look like an idiot.
\ 28
OP should stay close to her boyfriend... Show him that she loves him MORE than anyone else could
Adree 15
I know she didn't honestly think that was okay. Oh hell no.
lex1459 38
I hope you smacked her.
bbygurl9495 4
Hell yes and have a few words with her too!
jw90 18
Bring the wrath of God upon her.
izzie321 27
A smack wouldn't even be enough. If I were the OP, that would just scream for me, "KNOCK OUT PUNCH. KNOCK OUT PUNCH. "
Beatlemaniac1964 9
Hi this is OP, I wrote this FML from work and couldn't remember my password which is why I was not signed in. This actually took place a couple years ago around Easter. My boyfriend's youth group was putting on the passion play which is why I went (he really wanted me to see it, I'm not actually religious at all). After the play, I went to see him and hug him, which is when this happened. And trust me I would've liked nothing better then to smack her if it wasn't for the fact that I am only five feet tall while she was, well, a BIG girl... Anyway my boyfriend pushed her off and we both looked at her like ''what the **** do you think you're doing?''. She just walked away. This same girl also took a picture of the youth group, and cropped everyone but him and her out and put it as her facebook picture pretending he was her boyfriend. I try not to make a big deal out of it, she's just pathetic.
brebabee793 13
its great you know he's faithful!(:
sarcasticlover 30
the girl didn't really get the message....
sugarbreeze 5
That girl worries me...
goose12321 11
You should've retaliated by passionately making out with him in front of her, then turn to look at her as if to say "now what, biatch?"
jamnglamgirlie 17
Is he still a member of the youth group ?
Beatlemaniac1964 9
Technically, but he hasn't really gone in over a year. Not cause of this though, I think he's just losing interest in church. Funny thing though, he happened to work at a camp with this girl's cousin, and now she's sending him creepy loving facebook messages! What's with this family? Haha.
tackblog 14
God shall punish her.
toryglory 4
I admire your restraint, OP. If it was me, I would have roundhouse kicked her out the door. If she really is that obsessive over your boyfriend, I suggest you confront her face-to-face. Or fist-to-face. You know, whatever works...
Erery 16
Omg lol I have so much similarity with you.
brebabee793 13
if this is OP why wasn't it published as a reply?
Kyuubi_Rose 11
Some people are desperate, but show that girl who's with him she can't do that to a taken man. He is your man
thisawkwardchick 15
Yeah, especially girls in the youth group settings. I don't recommend going to someone else's you group, no matter who they are to you. those kids have most likely been together for 5+ years and are very possessive.
ROSI3TH3CAT 18
Thou shalt not covet
Kuramasan_fml 12
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors husband*
ROSI3TH3CAT 18
Yes, that is the full commandment.
leeleeamber 18
I'm guessing it wasn't a church side hug then......
joea21 21
This doesn't happen if you're Jewish
BellaBear90 27
Subtle! Make it a group hug until she ***** off again.
scooterdude720 19
Perhaps.
scooterdude720 19
Oh wow. You changed your comment so now my reply makes no sense. Thanks for making me look like an idiot.
scooterdude720 19
So you just sat there and let her hug your man? Come on. You have to be smarter than that.
Sweetpea22 14
If anyone pulled me off my boyfriend while I was hugging him, I would punch them.
beautifulsoul89 11
I agree with #11...I would never let no female push me off my man and hug up on him without me kicking her Ass. If you shy or whatever, get out your shell and prove who's man that is. Cause you let her slide with a hug, you gonna let another female slide with a kiss???!
snowby2 15
I would have pulled her off by her hair.
tochiotome 14
Yeah. I'd get physical to respond to her physical attack (pulling off) but I wouldn't slap her for just hugging a boyfriend. That's his job to take care of.
cgart96 15
They were at a church youth group, though. Besides that's definitely not the right way to react anywhere.