Today, I had a date with a girl. Wanting to make a good impression, I spend a lot of time getting ready and by the time I get to the place we were supposed to meet she isn't there anymore. I call her to see where she is. She's in bed with another guy and says "I was REALLY waiting for you". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I dressed up for a date. After waiting for hours, sending countless texts and voice mails to my date, and thinking I'd been stood up, I remembered my date is actually scheduled for tomorrow. FML
Today, I had a date with someone I met online. We agreed to meet at a nice restaurant. I got there early, ordered a drink, and waited. And waited. An hour later, I texted to ask where he was. His response? "I’ve been watching you from my car for the last hour. Decided you’re not my type." FML
Today, I went on a date with a girl I recently met, thinking she was really into me. Turns out she isn’t. How did I figure it out? We went clubbing and she hit on my roommate, made out with her best guy friend, and then left with a completely different guy. FML
Today, I was supposed to have a double date. My date didn't show. I spent my day in the living room waiting for the pizza guy while my best friend and her boyfriend made out. The pizza guy never showed either. FML
Today, I woke up very excited because I was going on my first date with this guy I really liked. I dressed very nicely and went to where we were supposed to meet. I waited for about 2 hours. I called him to ask him where he was. He got angry because he was still sleeping and I woke him up. FML
Today, I showed up for a Tinder date. I sat there for 45 minutes, waiting. Finally, I messaged her to ask if she was coming. She replied, “Oh no, I wasn’t serious. You just seemed polite. I didn’t think you’d actually show up.” FML
Today, I got stood up on a date. To add insult to injury, meeting up was her idea. FML
Today, my date ditched me and showed up with another guy at the same restaurant. She even tried to take the reservation. FML
Today, I was stood up on a date. Her excuse? "I had to work out." FML
Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML
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Top comments
rachelroller 0
wow what a wh*re! aren't you glad you didn't go out with THAT? who knows what you would've caught..
jim_witness 0
Your sin in vanity. Her sin is lust. You would've had such beautiful children *sniff*
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Comments (57)
rachelroller 0
wow what a wh*re! aren't you glad you didn't go out with THAT? who knows what you would've caught..
Astroman129 7
Yeah. Not an FML. Be happy you don't have Chlamydia.
bandito0007 0
you're a ******
stoylz 0
feel your pain bro
tsunami2_us 0
You're better off. She's a *****
jim_witness 0
Your sin in vanity. Her sin is lust. You would've had such beautiful children *sniff*
gohan10 0
ya shes prly have STD;s and hiv stuff lik that
iluvmybf211 0
Ya shes prly has STD;s?
jsmith1199 4
gotta be careful of those ******
theoldGP 0
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what is that?? you shouldn't have been late, bitchhhhhh
intensify 0
I feel bad for you because that's a shitty situation, but at the same time at least you found out early that she's a *****-bag. SEriously that is f-ed up nobody deserves to be treated like that.
will90 5
All these guys crying STD STD are just lonely, and sad they never get any. You'd rather one of those insane religious chicks that wants to "wait til marriage"? Didn't think so.
thatonek1d 0
but he prly doest want a ***** who bang so many ppl that she has a ****** pimp
thatonek1d 0
that last comment was for number 11 ps I'm agnostic and I am waiting till marriage and I'm a dude goin thru puberty so I'm horny as **** and I do have a gf. 11 ur being like that Hitler ******. anti religious bastard.
lucky__star 0
Hitler was a Christian. I don't agree with what he did or anything but Just sayin'.
T1A2Z3 35
Hitler was almost 100% definitely athiest. One thing he was doing right 😂
berrychii17 5
*** u I'm 1 of those ppl who r gona wait til marriage. and my bf completely understands.
PoeSlayer 0
there's nothing wring with waiting till marriage. thats what my girlfriend and I are doing and we're both virgins. I'd much prefer that to a girl that has slept with so many guys sex means nothing to her anymore
ArielTheMermaid 17
what's wrong with waiting? jerk
xxrogerthatxx 19
Nothing wrong with waiting so long as you find someone willing to wait too; and by the looks of it^^^^ I guess it's more often than I thought