Today, I was doing a local search at SexSearch.com and I found my sister's profile. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I went onto my computer and found a cyber sex conversation between my sister and my girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was on a dating website. He came up as an ideal match for my sister. FML
Today, my brother's recent creepy behavior suddenly made sense when I found "How to seduce your sister?" in his browser search history. FML
Today, I found a piece of erotic fiction on my brother's computer. It involved two lesbian teenagers, who just so happened to have the same names and physical descriptions as my sister and me. FML
Oh, hai Mark
Today, I was bored at work looking at a sex offender list of my area. After a couple of pages, I saw my uncle. FML
Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again. FML
New stars
Today, I was watching porn when I found a lookalike of my soon-to-be sister-in-law. She's attractive, so I enjoyed watching her getting it on by herself. Needless to say I did not finish as I saw another "lookalike" entering the room. I have now seen my brother's erect penis. FML
Today, my girlfriend ran off with my sister. FML
Awkward
Today, I realised just how much my favourite pornstar looks like my sister. FML
Today, at 19 years of age, I finally saw a nude girl in real life. Specifically, my sister. FML
Top comments
kekelala3 0
So your basically saying you may be on there but she can't?
eoko 12
You're dumb.
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Comments (57)
greenman_fml 0
entice her with a fake name, then when she comes out to meet you, bust her while wearing a trench coat and cowboy hat
cgysoccerfreak 0
ha ha that's such a good idea
frosting1012 0
nice pic perv
wintamint101 7
u look like that actor from the lovely bones #1
skysaresunny 0
he does xD
green2346 0
28 do you mean that creepy guy who murdered Susie because I saw him in a movie called Fargo
itsmeppl 0
yeah do it and it will teach her a lesson- the bit where u say hello:) lol then she's in crap for sure:)
winner0416 0
Lol
BlU_fml 0
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WTF is up with you guys!. dang!!!.why would you **** your own sister! SHIT! you guys are perverted! INCEST! WTC! but pulling a prank on here would be funny as ****!
doc89holliday 3
i would of had to
eoko 12
You're dumb.
Tavers 19
No, really
jwoww426 2
Are you retarded?
minesbiggerr 25
Perfect synchronization
pinkfrenchrose 5
LOL GO FOR IT!!! >:D
tigersoccer19 0
hahaha. ew.
earwig12 1
Listen to #1. He knows what he's talking about. Come on. You know you want to.
mikeloyst 0
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you need to pull a prank on her, arrange for a meet, dont show up, then 10 mins later roll up in a white van or something and grab her! Tell her all the ****** up shit youre going to do to her, then take off your disguise and be like "Just kidding!!!!"
Senasams 14
And put her through a severe trauma and probably need therapy. Yeah. Great idea.
diskincluded 0
Anyone else noticed the lack of replies from the OP? Maybe he's busy.
nafiul93 0
LMAO @ #12
ejvlols 0
hehe this is a good one. but seriously you should try prank her like the others heve said
katashimon13 0
DUDE ULTIMATE PRANK OPPERTUNITY @_@ DOOO ITTT rawr