Today, I finally decided to sleep with my boyfriend. It was my first time and I was really nervous so when he was being all romantic with candles and wine I went a bit overboard and drank too much. I passed out. I woke up a few hours later, still a virgin, and in a puddle of my own piss. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went out drinking with my friends and my boyfriend met me there. We then decided to come home, planning an intimate moment. Once home, I got on top of him and went to kiss his neck. Next thing I know, I'd fallen asleep right before we'd even started. FML
Today, I was drinking too much and I had to pee constantly, so I went to bed without my girlfriend. Hours later she woke me up wanting sex, but she realized that I'd pissed the bed. FML
Today, I slept in my boyfriend's room for the first time. I also wet the bed for the first time in a decade. FML
Today, things were getting heated with my boyfriend and I told him that I was finally ready to lose my virginity. Clearly he couldn't wait to get started because he fell asleep. FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house with a few people. I drank too much wine and later when everyone else had left I gave him head, deepthroating a little too enthusiastically, and puked all over his cock and bedsheets. Turns out, washing vomit out of your pubes kills the mood somewhat. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After he'd repeatedly told me not to worry about bleeding, and reassuring me that he'd take care of me, he passed out halfway through. FML
Today, I woke up with a hangover and my girlfriend seemed pissed at me. It took me a while before I remembered having sex the night before. I just didn't know exactly what had happened after that had pissed her off. Then I realized nothing happened, because I fell asleep while she was on top of me. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend for a romantic night at home. I put on my hottest little dress, dimmed the lights, and put music on. My boyfriend stumbled in much later, drunk, and took one look at me before throwing up on my feet. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, I got up to get some water. When I stood up, I fell straight to the ground, my legs were so weak. As I fell, I hit my head on the end table and knocked myself unconscious. My boyfriend laughed at me. FML
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Top comments
requieminadream 0
Wait until you old enough to stop calling urine "wee."
MoonyIce 0
Good god, YDI. Know your limits, jeez.
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MoonyIce 0
Good god, YDI. Know your limits, jeez.
Gorsbug823 0
ydi for saying wee
TheGMan 0
guess she didn't get dumped
Turfin 0
pee'd?
DynamicDave 11
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Wait until you're married, honestly. it's safer and healthier and anyone who would defile you before then doesn't deserve you! :)
saunder 0
too bad, try it again tonight! (without the drinking, its much better)
idgaf77 0
ur a *** seriously im sik of all this religous bull shit its a personal opinion for u i get that... sweet dnt av sex b4 marrage then but *** off with the tellin other ppl not to do it its just fuking anoying
luvdatglitter 0
agreed
YakuzaxGeneralz 9
at least he didn't take advantage of her
Bladian 5
Defile? Shut up jackass.
BBoureaux 8
To basically translate 31's comment... @3, it's fine that YOU want to wait until marriage, but you don't need to tell OP that what she has decided to do with her body is wrong. "Defile"? Come on. You sound silly to everyone. Also, waiting until marriage is not "healthier" in any medical terms, assuming the person that you're having sex with is free of disease.
requieminadream 0
Wait until you old enough to stop calling urine "wee."
atomicJ 0
I think they meant pee
Pointy130 0
Did you actually say wee? ydi for that alone.
saunder 0
hohoho "defile", u have to be sick in ur mind X_X
KingAfter 0
why do you drink that much in a situation like that?? of course it sux, but still, it's your own fault, YDI
kingkash 0
you sure about the virgin thing?? cause I'd say otherwise
Jotten 0
haha i was thinking exactly the same :D
Subjectzero 0
at least he waited
Jarlais 0
that's why 12 year olds shouldn't drink...or have sex