sciencenat
V?lizy-villacoublay, France
Today, as a natural science teacher, I was drawing a uterus on the class chalkboard. One of my students started messing around and being noisy, so I shouted, "Be quiet and check out my uterus!" FML
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whysobeachy 37
I'm curious about OP's gender. I can't see it on the FML.
avenue24 20
That's alright, OP. I'm sure the kids thought it was funny. :) Hopefully the rest of your lesson went well.
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avenue24 20
That's alright, OP. I'm sure the kids thought it was funny. :) Hopefully the rest of your lesson went well.
somochi 9
Doesn't sound like much of an fml but the kids probably had a good laugh. It doesn't seem too bad :)
couchcat 25
What was your response?
XxDanno316xX 27
Did you even read the fml?
gotaplanstan 28
#3 can u not
soulreaper12296 28
Reading comprehension #3, get some.
sammiaaron 16
jeez #3
js48 19
Just laugh it off and hopefully it won't get to bad, there are worse things you could say
JKPwnage 27
too*
tnebert 8
Worse? I once had an instructor say, "Let me see if I can find another penis so everyone can practice." This was in nursing school, the practice mannequins could be set up with male or female genitalia, and we were learning how to place a urinary catheter, but that didn't make it any less funny. The instructor was shrieking with laughter right along with us, once she realized what she'd said.
whysobeachy 37
I'm curious about OP's gender. I can't see it on the FML.
blazingshot147 19
Statistically speaking, odds are OP is a female, but it would be even more awkward if OP was male.
sturschaedel 27
On the contrary, I'd say bonus points if OP is male.
Kristen320 21
Probably a woman since they didn't state that he was a man. Because, with this kind of FML, if you were a man you'd probably state it.
Roxas_hearts 27
It's probably not much of a big deal. The class probably had a good laugh and got it out of their system, then probably got ready to actually focus.
NotUnique 15
I thought the same. Good way to break up the mundane lesson.
l3g10n 10
You just earned yourself lots of new nicknames I'm sure.
slackattack21 11
I would love to have a teacher that would make comments like that! shrug it off its not a big deal OP
Avi8r 22
I'm reading this in Earth Science, my teacher said the same thing but "metamorphic rock" instead of "uterus." Not the same...
rivimatt 20
Well that's one way to get them quiet