Today, a friend asked me to help him get rid of a girl who would't stop texting him. It worked perfectly. Now she's texting me nonstop. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked my friend to stop texting me, because I'm on a limited plan and didn't want to go over my limit. She responded by getting a group of her friends to text bomb me. I got well over a hundred one-word texts. FML
Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML
Today, I had been trying to text my girlfriend all day, but no reply. After a while, I became worried so I called. She picked up and said, "Can't talk, busy." Not even a minute later, my best friend says to me, "Dude, tell your girlfriend to leave me alone. She's been texting me all day." FML
Today, a creepy girl from my class wouldn't stop texting me and trying to call me. In order to get her to stop, I texted back saying that I was at my mom's house for a family dinner. She replied, "No you're not. I can see you right now." FML
Today, I texted my friend’s mom, asking if she could send over my hoodie that I left at their house. Except I didn’t text her, I texted my ex’s mom, who said, “You should probably stop texting me. She’s engaged now.” FML
Today, an old friend of mine texted me, saying we should hang out. I thought it was really sweet and was excited to see her again, until she realized that she was texting the wrong person, and canceled our plans immediately. FML
Today, after pouring my heart out to a beautiful girl on Facebook, and having her return the favor, she typed a final message that read, "That was my friend. Please f*ck off now. Thanks." FML
Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML
Today, I finally got to spend a good amount of time with this girl I had been trying to get with for weeks, only to realize I wasn't that into her. I asked my friend for help and he proceeded to literally drag me away from her, while I pretended to try and stop him. FML
Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML
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SecundusSecunda 27
Tag, you're it.
alex_the_tiger 14
Block her
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Comments (57)
alex_the_tiger 14
Block her
thawny_fml 21
Nah. Take a massive shit and send her a picture of it asking what she thinks of it's size/colour.
ifuckuprandomly 28
#34 has the right idea
tmans136 10
Well, I hope you didn't tell him to get her to like another guy. But still sucks to be you OP!
SecundusSecunda 27
Tag, you're it.
coming back in the future 30
Funniest comment I've read in a while.
arano 29
How did she manage to get your number out of the whole situation...? Your friend is either a dick and gave it to her or she is crazy.
smallandroid 26
He probably started texting her directly, as a means to help his friend. Or they could be using Facebook or something similar.
coming back in the future 30
Like #1 said, you can easily block the number or you could just make friends with her?
jbivens1992 17
Bad things sometimes happen to good people.
jfj126 13
She is like a virus whoever helps someone with it gets it.
jeffprobs 29
Girls like this need straight honest face to face contact, trust me it's the only way, or restraining order
worldclassrager 41
Change your number or block it or my personal Favourite... Error 7274 All further messages sent to this number will be charged to your account
Dave_Davington 34
She's like a real life Staff of the Everscamp.
OnlySkyrimStays 11
Be glad she isn't. There'd be 4 of her otherwise.