Today, it's my birthday. I was excited because of all the wall posts I got on Facebook. Then I saw I got a "Happy Birthday" from the girl my boyfriend cheated on me with. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the girl my boyfriend cheated on me with posted pics of them kissing on Facebook, and tagged me in them. FML
Today, it was my birthday and my first present was finding out that my girlfriend of five years has been cheating on me. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My ex just sent me a text. I read it, happy he had remembered. He wanted me to know he has a new girlfriend. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I woke up to a text message from my boyfriend, breaking up with me. When I commented on his impeccably bad timing, he admitted he'd forgotten it was my birthday. FML
Today, it's my girlfriend's birthday. To celebrate, I spent the day with her and then took her out to a really nice dinner. She is currently giving me the silent treatment because I didn't write "Happy Birthday" on her Facebook wall. FML
Today, my girlfriend wished me a happy birthday. Too bad my birthday isn't for 5 months. She mixed up my birthday with the guy she's been cheating on me with. FML
Today, my girlfriend wished me a happy birthday. Too bad my birthday isn't for 5 months. She mixed up my birthday with the guy she's been cheating on me with. FML
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML
Today, I was looking at an old post between my ex and me on Facebook. Everything I was reading was adorable. Just as I was reminiscing about the great relationship we had, I look to the right of the screen to see the girl he cheated on me with in "People you may know." Thanks Facebook. FML
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Top comments
marmlr339 14
ummm YDI for having her added. And it really isn't a FML that she wished you a happy birthday...
Alanah101 0
I'm wondering the same too. why are you guys friends?
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Comments (94)
5up3rTAN 0
why are you friends with her ??? you're a flid !!
freakinglaugher 10
#68 agreed, but btw there is a limit of around 5,000 I believe
molliconeb 3
my exact thoughts!!
marmlr339 14
ummm YDI for having her added. And it really isn't a FML that she wished you a happy birthday...
DjeePee 25
Maybe she didn't add that girl to her friendslist. Maybe she's just another person who doesn't secure her Facebook. If that other girl has a similar friend with OP, and that similar friend wrote on OP's wall, the other girl also could leave a comment.
eternalsunlight 5
Or maybe she just is one of those people who adds everyone they have ever met and it is also probably to keep a close eye on her.
Susieee_Q 9
^ That's what I was thinking. Even though I also agree, it's not really FML worthy that she said happy birthday. Probably happens more often than you'd think when the person has access to your wall. It's an FML if THAT SAME DAY she was cheated on, which we don't know at all.
jazziness 12
or she was friends with her before he cheated and this isnt the best FML
lideke 1
i thinks its just her being nice.
ShadowPunkChick 1
#2, you took the words right out of my mouth.
TKrisha_fml 5
exactly what i was going to say
chelseaaababyyy 17
i think the girl was being a bitch. why would she wish the girl that she ****** with her bf a happy birthday ? she had to know they were dating if she had her added..
ImFrackinBored 13
... and then your computer exploded? How is getting wished a happy birthday an fml
Alanah101 0
I'm wondering the same too. why are you guys friends?
poorjudgement 26
YDI for having her as FB "friend"
meowmeowwkitty 0
exactly get over it
sparklestar69 1
haha **** stupid bitchesss
romano07 0
so I can't **** smart bitches? =/
beto0580 0
hi
MaximilianMarche 0
stupid pothead
crw817 3
wow you are very pretty. gotta love a girl that likes to smoke weed. :)
ksackal91 0
Smoking pot has nothing to do with her stupid comment. OP deserves it considering the stupid bitch had the girl on her friends list on FB.
guppy40000 0
You should have cut all ties when this happened. You look like a push over now.
BWill9014 4
I don't like Facebook sooo I'm not too informed on the basics of it... but don't you have to add people for them to post on your wall? O.o
mcxhunni 0
i hate it too!
XxWolvesBitexX 8
Nope :P You don't have to. OP could just not have that security on her account.
alwa7sh 2
Well it is you birthday and she is nice enough to leave you that comment. She is probably going to give you the best gift, not having sex with your boyfriend that day.
Quasar55_fml 18
Yes you do. But maybe OP and the girl were already "friends" on fb before OP's boyfriend cheated on her
eternalsunlight 5
Or maybe she just is one of those people who adds everyone they have ever met and it is also probably to keep a close eye on her.
Quasar55_fml 18
wtf ? I posted my comment to reply #9, it shouldn't be here at all
angierivera1111_fml_fml 0
um why do u have her as a facebook friend thats dum n def not a fml ur fault for having her
palltaru 0
umm this isn't an FML