Today, while paying a $60 tab on drinks for a girl, a guy grabs the money-clip out of my hand and runs. I start to chase after him; the girl trips me, then runs after him. The bartender calls the cops; not to catch the thieves, but to report me for not paying. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while I was waitressing, two girls ran up a tab of $60 in drinks. They ended up not paying the bill and walking out. My boss told me it won't be the first time or last, as he made me pay their bill. FML
Today, my date mugged me, just minutes after I paid our bill at the restaurant. FML
Today, I went to the bar I go to every week. My favorite bartender told me I owed $50 for a tab because the waiter screwed up and undercharged me. The tab was from when my friends bought me drinks to cheer me up because my girlfriend moved away. I ended up paying for my own drinks, plus theirs. FML
Today, I decided to go to a club with my friends. I was flattered when an attractive guy started dancing with me. Later, I went to grab my money to pay for my dinner and realized while dancing, the very sneaky man pulled my forty dollars out of my pocket. FML
Today, I met a super gorgeous girl at the bar. We laughed together over drinks and it was all perfect, until she told me she wasn’t from this town. We hugged goodbye and she left. When I went to pay our tab, I realized I’d been pickpocketed by her. FML
Today, someone tried to mug me. I panicked and ran. As they chased me with their knife out, I heard a slip and a shout behind me but kept running. Six blocks later I was spotted, arrested, and held for questioning by the police. The mugger fell, stabbed themselves, and told a cop that I did it. FML
Today, I went to the store, but after I'd selected my items, I saw that I'd forgotten my wallet. When I tried to explain to the cashier, he thought that I was trying to steal and called the cops. My roommate had to come to the store to save me. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out to a nice restaurant for our anniversary. Mid-way through the meal, a guy at the table across left for the restroom. My girlfriend reached over and swiped the guy's wallet from the table. My gonads went AWOL, and I couldn't even bring myself to call her out on it. FML
Today, I went to a club with my friends. I noticed the bouncer looked at me strangely. Then he erupts and screams, "you're the bitch who caused havoc and £255 damage to the cloakroom, pay up or I'll call the fuzz!" Little did I know my 15-year-old sister stole my ID last weekend. FML
Today, I went to a club with some friends. I ordered two drinks from the waitress and gave her a fifty. She never returned with the change, and the rest of the staff claimed they didn't know who I was talking about. FML
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Top comments
galt 13
That sucks so bad! ****** hate scammers.
whatthefreshhell 15
Well, they sure had their system planned out well.
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Comments (94)
galt 13
That sucks so bad! ****** hate scammers.
galt 13
Exactly. People can be so shit.
feelingold 18
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Your date tripped you, huh?? Spend more time in the GYM and you might catch the next one. As in run him down John McClane style and break his f*cking nose.
Offspring_fml 27
Yeah, and I'm pretty sure you could have said it was the run-a-way girl's drinks that needed to be paid off.
Alexis2742 31
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Why would the girl trip you?
Dracoboxer357 36
2- It was a scam, she came to the bar with the money snatcher first, and targetted Op. :p
whatthefreshhell 15
Presumably because she was in on it, and was with the guy that took the money.
JACKxRAWR 22
You never seen "The Sting" or any other con-man films? Sneaky *******.
whatthefreshhell 15
Or Matchstick Men if you're a fan of Nicolas Cage.
wjh100 13
no one is a fan of Nicholas Cage :p
whatthefreshhell 15
I'm a fan of Nicolas Cage.
TITUS92 8
Haha
JACKxRAWR 22
#68, there are four faces on Mt Rushmore. Four times four times by the denominator means we have to meet a midget in Hawaii who can decode the Declaration of Independence.
whatthefreshhell 15
Well, they sure had their system planned out well.
Roskosity 22
Blimey! Rotten luck!
Lizardgirl 7
That is the most australian sentence I've ever read.
liss0711 10
It sounds sexier in my head with the Australian accent.
Jonny_Blaze0017 26
What a dick bartender. Sorry OP
mpj13 8
That was a series of unfortunate events.
thepunman 11
*GASP* I LOVE THAT MOVIE!!!!1!!!1!1
ZeroPath5 16
You really shouldn't type like that #27...
Zomg_Okay 27
*Obligatory "The books were better" comment*
liss0711 10
But his name isn't Lemony...
FML_14u2c 14
Yes, Lemony Snicket, it certainly was. :-P
thepunman 11
I was being sarcastic. If I was ping to say something like that, I wouldn't do it in a noob way
cieloalicia 16
Sounds like the both of them just pulled a fast one on you.
NoDontKillMe 19
I bet he wasn't expecting to take such a trip when he got there!
eericcartman 5
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I'd say that the bartender might have been in on this con too!
mario2012 18
No shit Sherlock.
xXSherikaXx 11
Sounds like your girl and the thief are working together. File a police report or go all Terminator on him.
pedinhuh 23
Somehow I think this kind of FML is getting quite commom...