Today, I was pretending to be a ballerina. I was dancing around my room, making a complete dick of myself. I eventually caught sight of a pair of guys grinning and filming me with their cellphones through my window. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was bored and all alone while cleaning at work. This led me to start passionately doing a ballet dance in the empty corridor. I promptly stopped as I remembered the surveillance cameras. FML
Today, while trying to get over all the emotional things I've been going through, I forgot that my bedroom door was open and here my silly behind was dancing in my underwear while my roommate watched on. FML
Today, I decided to try this new cardio workout video I got. As I was obnoxiously bouncing around my room I heard a noise behind me. Turns out there were three boys outside my window watching. FML
Today, I was on the toilet, when I noticed I could see my daughter dancing in the other room in the mirror, so I took a picture with my phone. After I uploaded it, people pointed out that I was visible in the picture, sitting on the toilet and smiling. FML
Today, I tried to take a cute selfie in front of a café window. I didn’t realize there were people inside, specifically the café staff, who were watching see me posing, pouting, and flipping my hair for a full two minutes. When I finally realised they were there, they gave me the thumbs up while imitating my poses. FML
Today, in ballet class, I was really focusing and actually trying to work hard. I was really getting into the choreography. I was travelling big and leaping long. While going across the floor, again I travelled and leaped… right into the ballet bars and fell over, in front of 35 people. FML
Today, at a concert, I tried to film my favorite song for Instagram. I sang along dramatically, screamed the chorus, and danced like no one was watching. When I rewatched the video later, I realized I had my phone camera flipped, recording my sweaty, overexcited face the entire time. FML
Today, I was pretending a long corridor at work was a catwalk, when a coworker walked out just in time to see me prancing around like an idiot. Now the whole building is laughing about it. FML
Today, I felt lousy and decided to give myself a pep-talk in the mirror. After a while, I cheered up and went about my day. I soon found out that my sister had recorded me through the crack of the door and posted the video on Facebook. I'm humiliated. FML
Today, I tried to show off my dance moves at a party and ended up falling through a glass table. FML
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BntyHntrSeattle 30
At least you had clothes on! You did, right??
thisiscool19 14
What's the youtube video called? lol
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Comments (94)
BntyHntrSeattle 30
At least you had clothes on! You did, right??
ILoveMyArm 15
Also at first I thought OP was a guy, it would have been much more embarrassing if she was. Not that I think male ballerinas are odd, I wish there were more. :(
LeFrogDog 27
@1 I dont know. only one way to find out....youtube it
Koppol 15
If she was naked, YouTube isn't the place to look...
sonuskos 6
I dont know. People have their ways of getting weird shit on youtube.
MikeonFML 17
Like blurry areas?
SwaggCapone 11
either way I'm still searching YouTube
Iceman225 11
This FML gets a lot better when you imagine that her room is on the second story...
Bcfrmkc816 17
Ok then where?
Krystal3408 32
Lets hope, for her sake!
Savner 16
ballerina*
katdaiken 16
Sucks to be you But that's hilarious
omg36 7
I hope you gave them a nice curtsy when you were done :)
PandaKitteh 20
Did they at least clap when you finished? ;P
thatnucca 36
At least you were amusing enough to film...
Pesticides 19
seriously, YouTube feeds off of this stuff
kristabelli 19
Those guys are called "Peeping Toms" and that is actually a crime. I would be horrified, and frightened, if I caught people filming me through my bedroom window and I would call the cops!
vipirius 18
That's why the invented curtains.
melody309 35
It shouldn't matter if her curtains were drawn or not. They had no business being close enough to her house to look through her windows at her, let alone film her. It is a crime, and I wouldn't blame OP if she called the police on them.
COSCO 13
These are one of the things you'll look back on in the future and say, NONONONO why was I so dumb.
DaniPandi 22
I think she's already thinking that.
SolarFlare 20
And you will wonder why people are staring through you window exactly at that moment.
vbecka 17
its one of those things that's embarrassing now, but in two years you'll laugh and joke about it! don't worry, op :)
thisiscool19 14
What's the youtube video called? lol
ShakeDisPlace 10
Your picture makes me hungry.
adam3650 12
I don't know why they would name the video that?
AustinDenton 22
Haha! Did you invite them in for dinner after the show?
imtooshy 18
Maybe your dance moves will be on YouTube!?Ta-daaaa, instant fame ;-)
brackaman 18
I wonder if one of OP's poses looked like your profile picture.
MateRicks 18
Did they like the dance?
thehuntress309 12
They're called curtains, I suggest investing in some. They can be quite helpful.
SystemofaBlink41 27
You know, after years of pretending to be a ballerina, I can say this is true.
ottokat 15
Don't feel weird or foolish, OP. I pretend to do ballet all the time! I suck at it and fall, but the important thing is having fun and just dancing.
Yakostovian 18
In this case, you have the choices of privacy, freedom of expression, and sunlight. Unfortunately for you, you can only pick two. Unless pride be damned; then you can have all three.
Savner 16
Just realized you're a girl.. Didnt bother looking before. Man, this FML was so much better when I imagined OP as a man.
Rawr6591 21
no worries I like to twerk in my kitchen
K410 18
Did you at least get one of their numbers? :p
mryoung702 7
pictures (or video) or it didn't happen