Today, while working at a dollar store, I was clobbered by a woman because apparently, I was ripping her off by charging two dollars for two doughnuts. She didn't understand that she couldn't buy multiple items at once for one dollar. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, in the doughnut shop I usually go to, I bought 3 dozen to take home. A new clerk rang me up and, with an attitude, said the store is cashless only now. Despite me showing cash to pay with like I always do, I was judged by other customers as if I was a deadbeat. She then threw a fit for cancelling and returning the items. FML
Today, at my store, I had an old man violently accuse me of charging him for an extra pack of 99¢ Mounds candy yesterday. He held up my line for 10 minutes, fighting me about it. I didn't even work yesterday. FML
Today, at work I was trying to be nice and give a customer a discount because she was having trouble finding money to pay for her food. Everybody behind her then demanded a discount as well. FML
Today, I work at a general store and a customer came in trying to bargain a set price of an item. The item? A 50 cent candy bar. He wanted it for 34 cents. This is not the first time he's done this. FML
Today, I bought some shoes, but pissed off the lady working at the store by returning them 5 minutes later. She yelled at me and ripped my receipt in half, everyone in the store watched as she threw a handful of pennies at my face. FML
Today, I was at work, stocking shelves. A customer got mad because I was in the way of her "shopping time" and knocked down all the work I had done. FML
Today, at work, I was screamed at and slapped by a woman for supposedly violating her 2nd Amendment rights. In reality, I'd simply turned her away from the 10 items or less line because she had well over the allowed number of items. I've no fucking idea what's wrong with some people. FML
Today, a lady came into my workplace to pay her $120 bill in one dollar bills. I kept losing count. FML
Today, while checking out a couple at work, I handed them their receipt and wished them a good day. The woman promptly pulled her husband to the side, and whispered to him about how much of a "fucking idiot" I was for making the prices so high. I work at McDonald's. FML
Today, as I was working at a bakery, a woman stormed in, cut in front of the line, and began yelling at me. She claimed I didn't give her a sandwich earlier and demanded a refund. She got the refund out of my paycheck, and as she was leaving she muttered, "Ha, works every time." FML
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x_Cupcakes 0
The people that shop at dollar stores...
Doortje 30
Do you have brains at that $1 shop? You should sell one to her.
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x_Cupcakes 0
The people that shop at dollar stores...
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
... are awesome!!!
Hidan_fml 0
She must be a bad driver, too.
Me_iz_a_Bboy 0
Ydi for working at a dollar store.
jakeisawake 3
Why would you even by a donut from the dollar store? Especially when you can get a ******* delicious "Hot Now" donut from Krispy Kreme... for $0.69... And it's ******* delicious.
barberton21 0
THANKS NOW IM HUNGRY!
Nadinek98 0
doughnuts r usually around 69 cents each here in California
thatguy888 0
haha 69
irokyoursox 6
22 agreed
KoRnLeader 0
this is like a double fml plus a bonus fml because you work at a dollar store and what happened. the Bonus is that the lady was buying a doughnut at the dollar store. wow.
DoubleEdgedBlade 4
About $0.90 here in Canada's Tim Hortons.
tiffanyjean 3
correction! 0.95$ there is a 5 cent tax
ur_life_fails 0
#55, yeah wish u could get one of them for 69 cents too lol
mejiiaa 0
lol indians would
CRAZYBISCUIT 7
''America: **** yeah!''
Lucia_Malpense 14
You guys do realize there's a Canadian/American exchange rate?
shibainu519 0
you deserve it for working at a dollar store because that is how much your worth. lol jk that sucks. :(
fml98kevin 4
agreed 100%
Ninjasaurus18 9
Please tell me you were only joking about the first part... Because if not, someone should beat the shit out of you; some people are high schoolers or college students an can't get a CEO job. Duh. Dumbass.
curleyQ97 9
urabitch.
PurpleLightsaber 4
There's a button for that.
KoNaTa4596 2
This experience should be on Not Always Right just for the sheer failure of the customer.
poisonflower 6
agreed.
heyheywaddup 7
well it's ur job to explain it to her
sparta98 4
It really doesn't require explanation, HHW... Sorry OP, you sold doughnuts to a brick.
WhatTheFuq 0
The customers always right. ;)
WhatTheFuq 0
Aha I understand. I work at a gas-station. ad that's all my manager tells me.
Schiffy 18
ever seen notalwaysright.com?
at1325 0
before I read the last part I thought oh my god you are my hero! everyone who works with customers wants to do this. it's a shame customers can act as they want to us but bc we are at work we have to bite our tongue and are defenseless.
milakitty21 0
I'd hit it ;)
jokesta187 11
Shit that's not true at my work! lol people always trying to buy shit cheaper. just have to call for a "Price check" and if the customer is wrong we straight up tell em.. but in a kind way
Destro109 20
dumb
FreshSalad 1
a dollar a donut seems like a rip off to me...
monzach 5
that's how much donuts usually are
Doortje 30
Do you have brains at that $1 shop? You should sell one to her.
MassEffectNerd 0
*palmslaps face* this is why I hate people.
MassEffectNerd 0
^this. (can I do that when it's my own comment?)
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Dangg y'all are so pessimistic man, it's depressing... I love everyone, (: People are awesomeee!
amirawrx 8
A dollar for one doughnut? That's expensive for a dollar store.
LightningLadyy 0
I know, dude! It's crazy up in there.
catlady4eva 9
Honestly one donut here can come times be like $2-3 or more so that seems pretty fair to me
mrstzeed 1
I agree with #6 that is kind of a rip off