Today, I realized why my 50 year old Dad's 30 something girlfriend looked so familiar. She is in all my parents wedding photos... as the flower girl. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as I was perusing old photos with my mother, I found one of her with a "childhood friend" at her wedding to my dad. Now I know where my green eyes and blotchy neck birthmark came from, and it's not from the man I’ve been calling "dad" for 40 years. FML
Today, I learned my 40 year old father is marrying a girl barely a year and a half older than me. She told me not to be afraid to call her mom. I was torn between punching her in the face and vomiting. FML
Today, a friend pointed out to me that my girlfriend of five years looks a bit like my mom. She does, and now I can't get it out of my head. FML
Today, I found out that my husband only dated me because I look like what he thought the daughter he had with his first wife might look like when she's grown up. FML
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Today, my dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "Mom." I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me "something nice." FML
Today, I found out that my 50-year-old Father is the 'Sugar Daddy' to a 20-year-old. He wasted my college funds on her, which I have been dutifully saving for ever since I was 10. FML
Today, according to my wife of 30 years, I'm finally old enough that I look, smell, sound and act like my father. FML
Today, I got very dressed up and was excited for my uncle's wedding. While standing in line for photos, I heard my dad's voice from behind me say "Who's the hot chick in the brown dress?" My uncle responds "Uh, that's your daughter." Silence. FML
Today, I realized that my mom has not had a date, or had sex, in 50 years. I've become her 'Husband-Son'. FML
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akiranozaki 0
That's gross. FYL indeed.
smiller0789 3
Dude... usually the flowergirl is related to either the bride or groom. Nast
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Comments (94)
akiranozaki 0
That's gross. FYL indeed.
megdwhite 0
i love you.
n_epic_fail 14
yea, FYL but lmao!!
sesquipedalian44 0
wow...thats disgusting
fleshandfantasy 0
omg.
just_me_tmp 0
Mine disappear all the time too.
KarelessKitten 0
I do support the "love is blind" belief but most girls that age are looking for a sugar daddy. Cue music to Kanye West's "Golddigger". It's cliche but true.
gracenam 0
How did you recognize her 0_ 0
just_me_tmp 0
I thought the same thing.
catastrophicsock 0
Maybe she had seen the wedding pictures often enough
smiller0789 3
Dude... usually the flowergirl is related to either the bride or groom. Nast
just_me_tmp 0
#9 did say USUALLY... which doesn't mean ALWAYS. There was no need for your comment #14.
bananamilkshake 0
No need to comment!? Man! Just imagine instead of "the flower girl", OP's dad with "the twin flower girls" OOOH BOY! :D Anyway, DAD = AWESOME.
pleasetryagain 0
#29, the statement while not stating specifically that they were related, implied that they probably where and then said the situation was nasty, thus confirming that #9 thinks the two might be family. It's the same trick the media pulls, they imply without saying and then attack based on an implication, but they're justified because nobody made any ACTUAL accusations. That is why #14 felt the need to argue.
azhein 0
also if she is related to one it could be the bride so it isn't really nasty
CadillacPimpen 6
He's old that's gross
gargoyle666 5
Respect to your dad.
neonokku 0
Jeez how'd they know each other o_o
i_is_a_tr00l 0
So (Somehow,) she's related to your dad. Thats pretty effin' fowl.
mj2123 0
It's....a chicken? I think you mean "foul." And plenty of people have flowergirls who are the children of friends of the family - or from the other side of the family (i.e. could have been the bride's relative).
beren456 1
what? foul? fowl? nowhere anywhere sry dude
ny1996 0
your dad owns, you are owned. your dad owns your world now. you have been owned.