Today, after giving me my very first orgasm, my boyfriend sat me down and had a serious chat with me about my orgasm face. Apparently it reminded him of the scene in The Exorcist with the possessed girl, and it really freaked him out. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging to his friend about finally giving me an orgasm yesterday, but that he got scared because my orgasm face made me look like "a camel having a stroke." FML
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend for the first time, he told me he wanted to break up. He told me my orgasm face wasn't something he could put up with. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Today, what my friends call my "resting bitch face" freaked my boyfriend out enough during sex that he went soft inside me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML
Today, after we had sex, my boyfriend told me how my orgasms used to make him think I was having a seizure. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate. It was his first time, which I guess explains him sticking his hand down my panties and practically bitch-slapping my vagina for the next 20 or 30 seconds. I stupidly faked an orgasm just to get him to stop. Now he thinks he's some kind of sex god. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. I wanted to tease him, so I got his attention and made my orgasm face when I thought no one was looking. His thirteen year-old cousin saw and now bursts out laughing whenever he sees me. FML
Today, my boyfriend compared my orgasm to that of a beached sea turtle. He demonstrated what he meant in front of all our friends. FML
Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML
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Top comments
WorryNot 19
Like its something you can control
meggieeee92 15
Nobody has cute ****** faces. Tell him to look in the mirror next time he comes.
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Comments (94)
WorryNot 19
Like its something you can control
mn_shr 22
Well it was OP's first time. The face will be easier to control with time.
Juneyah1017 9
How long did it take you 22? Lol
mfmylifesrsly 30
#22 no one should have to ever control their ****** face.
gc327072 31
That's like trying not to scream after getting your foot run over.
negb 30
Honestly, most people's ****** faces aren't super gorgeous. When you have an ******, I think you'd rather enjoy it than think "Oh my god, ok calm down. You can do this. Have a pretty face. Look hot for him."
KinkyCurly 13
^Yup. It would totally turn me off if I had to focus on controlling my face.
EvanEvanEvan 3
That's fairly funny.I would close my eyes if I were OP
Caitie_kid 8
Pillow over face. Problem solved for both both parties.
meggieeee92 15
Nobody has cute ****** faces. Tell him to look in the mirror next time he comes.
Black_Rose97 9
that might be hard to do.. we usually keep our eyes closed
jessBeAqueen 13
time to use insta vid!
OscarDV 8
11- idk about you, but I like looking at whoever's giving me the ******. So I guess closing your eyes is the same thing ;)
Damned_Architect 25
In fact, one's ****** face is called a "**** face" for a reason; because it ain't pretty looking.
misspulkadot24 17
Nothing a paper bag can't fix!
migmit 11
Exactly what I was thinking.
FML_TJ 21
For him, of course.
QQmore_fml 18
Doggy style for the win!
sisco2901 20
Not gonna help when you think of The Exorcist...
slooby_fml 25
That sucks since you can't control it. He should just be happy that he gave you an ******
ryanthecheeseguy 18
Next time just pretend you don't ****** and chew him out for his bad sexual skills.
jbgurl98 9
Next time start contorting and screaming in Latin!
LittlestPrincess 21
and backwards!
Wizardo 34
The Exorcist was seriously one of the funniest films I've ever seen, if anything your O face wasn't scary.
noelasis94 18
So he's saying you don't have a pretty O face?
Ctrl_H 18
Well when you put it that way...yah
cottoncandymango 17
At least you weren't faking your orgasms. Ungrateful boyfriend you have.
TaiReiSi 12
What possessed him to say that?