Today, I cut my finger deep on an envelope at work and started bleeding profusely. When I asked my co-worker for a band-aid, she told me to get back to work and stop making up excuses to try and hit on her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I cut my hand on nothing while at work. It bled so much, I began to feel woozy, and everyone kept brushing me off when I asked where the first aid kits were. FML
Today, my psycho boss snatched a file from my hand so aggressively that I got a papercut. She then scolded me for bleeding on the papers. FML
Today, I was working at a fast food restaurant when I cut my hand. There was a good amount of blood flowing out so I ran to my manager and asked where the first aid kit was. He then picked up a washcloth and some tape and handed it to me. FML
Today, I was told I needed to start carrying bandaids with me at work because practically every day I hurt myself. FML
Today, while drilling holes in "No Smoking" signs for my job, I gave myself a minor cut that would appear to most as a papercut. I then had to fill out 3 double-sided pages of paperwork. FML
Today, I cut my finger at work while chopping some vegetables. I grabbed the nearest rag I could to stop the bleeding and put it on the cut. I didn't know the rag had just been used to clean up a lemon juice spill. FML
Today, I had a nosebleed at work after having recent surgery. As I was walking to the bathroom, I tripped and fell, sending blood splattering everywhere. My manager, who was walking by, looked at me and said, “You’re really committed to the bit.” I was too embarrassed to respond. FML
Today, my manager bailed on me during the afternoon rush; swamped and distracted, I cut off the pad of my thumb in a cheese slicer. Some clinic hours later I returned, hungry and sick with blood loss, to sign WC papers. Manager's only words: "You're staying late to cover your long break, right?" FML
Today, I cut myself on a band-aid box, while trying to get one out for another cut. FML
Today, during a workplace safety exercise at work, I managed to cut off the tip of my thumb. FML
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Top comments
skorpien 1
What a self-absorbed bitch. Sorry to hear OP
Yeah_Thats_Me 0
Awww did someone get a paper cut? Just kidding, those things hurt.
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Comments (94)
Yeah_Thats_Me 0
Awww did someone get a paper cut? Just kidding, those things hurt.
clarkey 0
Try gettin them in between your fingers!!!
bhangu023 0
aww paper cut, ydi for saying profusely. I'm sure you were dripping with blood. however fyl for the bitch reaction you got
Shadow_Phantom 26
Uh... 27, dude, paper cuts bleed profusely. They do. OP's co-worker sounds like an egotistical bitch.
theian01 3
You should have wiped your blood on her desk/work area.
ubetrwatchBN 5
I bet OP looked crazy, smearing his blood all over his phone/keyboard, trying to type in this fml...
snuu_man 0
I bet this resulted in op cutting himself more when he got home.
caleb_m91 1
I got a cardboard cut once. had to get 48 stitches and lost 3 fingers.
Grimmerie 31
that's nothing. back in my day we didn't get a bandaid unless we lost our whole hand. even then we'd have to go back to edge-testing the cardboard on our own flesh within the half hour.
skorpien 1
What a self-absorbed bitch. Sorry to hear OP
mariluvs 0
i agree"/
robotnhi 0
agree. bloody bitch needs a mirror.
TheDrop 0
all women are like this
ImaginaryFoe 1
Or OP has used lame excuses to flirt with her in the past. OP didn't ask all the co-workers generally, seek a first aid kit, report his serious on-the-job injury to his boss, etc. Asking her for a plaster may have been an attempt to foster sympathy.
MissNicky_fml 0
#66 you are an ass.
mastahpg1 0
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yeah, get back to work and stop hitting on her perv!!
kkmwong 11
stupid bitch
hudson155 0
bitch
Alleged_Cranium 7
You shoulda bled on her.
mintcar 10
She probably said that for a reason. Are you known in the office as a creeper?
xk75 4
my thoughts exactly!
Jimboom 12
Bleed on her.
keithj1 0
you should go bleed all over her paperwork, that will show her.
SadNemo 0
I would had wiped my bloody finger on her face and asked someone who isn't a complete bitch for a band-aid.
hellogoodbye1996 6
have*
Alleged_Cranium 7
A "Bloody Sanchez"?