Today, what my friends call my "resting bitch face" freaked my boyfriend out enough during sex that he went soft inside me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging to his friend about finally giving me an orgasm yesterday, but that he got scared because my orgasm face made me look like "a camel having a stroke." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML
Today, after giving me my very first orgasm, my boyfriend sat me down and had a serious chat with me about my orgasm face. Apparently it reminded him of the scene in The Exorcist with the possessed girl, and it really freaked him out. FML
Today, while having sex, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. I could feel him go soft inside me. FML
Today, things got pretty steamy between my boyfriend and me. We started doing stuff that neither of us had tried before. Then, he straddled me with a raging erection and boomed, "IT HAS RISEN!" He didn't understand why I was suddenly no longer in the mood. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Today, while having sex, my girlfriend suddenly broke down and started crying. Apparently, when I'm horny, my face reminds her of her dead dog. FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML
Today, I was doing the reverse cowgirl with my boyfriend. I was on the way to a glorious finish when he pointed out that I had a pimple on my butt. He began to laugh so hard that he went soft. FML
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Top comments
devildog562 33
You scared him limp ? That must be a hell of a facial expression.
rivaraven 35
Why did you have a resting bitch face while having sex? Not something I'd expect to see when with someone either..
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Comments (94)
devildog562 33
You scared him limp ? That must be a hell of a facial expression.
Pesticides 19
The real question is why she had an expressionless face during sex
RayneSmytson 24
You'd be surprised how easy it is! Especially if your partner isn't that good!
mfmylifesrsly 30
Maybe it's just me 55, but if I'm with someone even if the sex isn't that good I'm still enjoying it because I care about them.
incoherentrmblr 22
Try using your happy face?...
Dynosaur_dollie 38
For some reason I imagine op being one of those girls that doesn't do anything during sex. Just laying there giving her boyfriend her "bitch face" expression. That would totally creep me out too.
Dikle 9
Indeed 78, nothing is more unsexy then the girl doing nothing at all. It's better if they actually doing something and react on what the guy is doing
Jake42100 17
Shouldn't have did it then,YDI...
Arthurie 30
It's a "resting bitch face," she didn't do it purposefully. It just happens.. use Google to find out what it is, next time.
Jake42100 17
During sex her face shouldn't be emotionless so I guess he was doing something wrong...
elyssa112 6
He meant she deserves it because who makes a "resting bitch face" during sex .. He wasn't saying she shouldn't make the face period ...
amanda182 19
The whole point of a resting bitch face is the fact that it's just your face. I have a resting bitch face and I don't even know when my face looks like that unless someone asks if I'm ok. So she prob had no idea she was doing it
Arthurie 30
It's just her face. She can't help if she doesn't have one of pure pleasure the entire time, maybe her boyfriend wasn't doing something right or she just wasn't feeling it? I still don't see how this can be a YDI, her face naturally appears that way.
mfmylifesrsly 30
Resting bitch face means it looks like you're upset when your face is RESTING. Ones face shouldn't be resting during sex. I suffer from RBF but have never had a complaint of it during sex
ToxicTyrael 26
Damn OP that's hard!
devildog562 33
*soft*
xlord 27
On the bright side, you're all set for Halloween!!
rivaraven 35
Why did you have a resting bitch face while having sex? Not something I'd expect to see when with someone either..
wtffml1979 22
You need your "O" face on during sex not the "resting bitch face". For you that don't know the O face..... It's oh, oh, oh!! Anyone know what movie that's referenced from?
lishabear 21
#22, Office Space :)
Attacksloth 33
Yeah, this. Sounds like it was boring sex.
wtffml1979 22
Awesome
greeneyedx 23
Not everyone is a moaning or screaming mess in bed. Some people are quiet, and may not have the "O" expression on their face.
iShanny 13
Hmm wonder which is worse to see during sex... Resting bitch face, or awkward ****** face.
blinked_281 29
Resting bitch face. Must be shitty sex if she can pull that off. At least with the other one they're having an ******.
elyssa112 6
Probably the resting bitch face ... That just means he sucks . If it's the awkward ****** face then thats telling him that she's so focused on that ****** and doesn't care what she looks ATM . And that my friend can only be called one thing ..... Talent
Enslaved 38
So your friends know what your sex face looks like? Interesting.
giantsfan2010 23
Guess you gotta do it doggy style now.
just_america 6
I want to see the face
AirBusDriver 23
Pics, we want pics of your RBF woman!