Today, my girlfriend and I got to the stage in our relationship where she thinks its okay to change her tampon whilst I brush my teeth. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I watched my girlfriend slowly floss her teeth, and then eat what showed up on the floss. FML
Today, my girlfriend got pissed when I told her she needed to brush her teeth more than once a day. I could smell her breath from across the bed. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML
Today, I decided to make the switch from pads to tampons. My boyfriend ended up having to show me how to apply them. FML
Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed. My girlfriend had agreed to come over after and make sure I was okay, so I called her, saying I was done. She told me she'd made new plans, and to "just suck on a tampon, you pussy". FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into an argument while she was in the bathroom. I told her I was leaving her because she's too needy. She came out of the bathroom and threw her used tampon at me. FML
Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided we are ready for the next step in our relationship. Apparently that next step is her taking a dump with the door open. FML
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Top comments
mightybrit 6
I really don't think there is any stage in a relationship where that would be okay. FYL haha
AbbyRocksYourSoc 3
Sorry for you OP. That's bloody ridiculous.
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Comments (179)
MoonChild5 11
Eww. No. I would never do that. Some things just don't need to be shared and that's one of them.
charloemm 7
...yeeeeeeeeeah, that's one of the few things that you really oughta leave for alone time. Seriously: I'm a lesbian. I have periods. My girlfriend also has periods. I also don't want to see her change her tampon because that is kind of gross. OTL I MEAN I CAN HANDLE HER PEEING and I could handle her doing that while I'm in the shower or something, but noooope tampon changing time is like poop time: it's a solo venture.
MilesEm 5
Eww.. that's a stage to far in every relationship!
OMGemily 1
I'm a girl and even I would feel awkward in that situation!
baked_goods 5
Looks like a lot of people have some growing up to do.
Wayne913 13
Wait til she's not on her period to tell her that's gross. Or else you will have to deal with a hormone powered bitch fit. No offence ladies.
kikerman 1
Wife and I have been married for 8 yrs and I would never expect her to do that. Just nasty
lolatyofail 0
Oh god that's a stage well that's it for relationships for awhile
madamazinDana45 6
Ahhhhhhh.......NA!!!!!!!!!!!!
kikiray 3
God I don't even do that and I have been in a relationship with my boyfriend for almost 4 years!
day624 14
I would never either.. Thats taking comfort to a whole new unnecessary level