Anonymous
Canada
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
horribleawfulnogoodverybadweek
Artificial teeth
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me over text because she discovered from my mum that my teeth aren't my natural teeth, and she feels disgusted kissing me. FML
niki
Long Beach, United States
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. After he left my place, I realized he took my Sonicare toothbrush because he knew that I would be more upset about missing that than our relationship. He was right. I am really upset about it. FML
nicole
Reserved
Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML
whysheheartless
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Wronged
Singapore
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML
Dodged a nuke.
Mexico
Quite right
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to give her my phone's passcode. FML
TwiceDaily,Kids
United States
Today, my girlfriend got pissed when I told her she needed to brush her teeth more than once a day. I could smell her breath from across the bed. FML
meach
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of a bad haircut. She was the one who cut my hair. FML
WellGroomed
Dublin, Ireland
Today, my housemate walked out of the bathroom with my toothbrush in his mouth and asked, "You're not one of those people who cares if someone uses their toothbrush, are you?" FML
CHStennis_4
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML
Top comments
Moy_fml 6
Why would your girlfriend want you to share a toothbrush!?
ndawgg 6
You may be using a toothbrush wrong.
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Comments (119)
Moy_fml 6
Why would your girlfriend want you to share a toothbrush!?
boatkicker 5
Maybe she didn't have one with her, and he did, or maybe hers got lost or something.
alin123 0
WTF! bitches be crazy
infiniti_G 0
Wouldn't it have been easier just to share? I'd do that for my girl any day, but then again she wouldn't dump me if I didn't. FYL
YeahFMLxX 0
maybe she wanted to ********** with it later?
infiniti_G 0
Probably
PottentialFML 0
Maybe the toothbrush was a metaphor for his skin rocket and she wanted to give some oral. With some whitening mouthwash:P
EricJ 3
If she brushed her teeth with her finger, then she wouldn't get his germs (and blood if his gums bleed when he brushes) in her mouth.
omgtooweird 0
u watch sxephil dnt u...nd yea fyl cause u didnt get to break up with her cause she crazy...
Mirequetz 6
Someone's been watching too much Seinfeld.
plo_koon 0
I guess he wasn't a toothbrush *****. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
XYZzzzzzzz 0
Seinfeld.
SoaringKiwi 0
Its impossible to brush your teeth with braces o.O
cdsyr83 0
you kiss her don't you?
LightWater 0
This ^. The toothbrush was probably indicative of your general schizo attitude.
MarioDragon 14
Sure you do, but I'd never share a toothbrush, that's just TOO much.
Ninjasaurus18 9
Kissing and sharing a toothbrush are waaaay different. Toothbrushes are completely covered in germs and bacteria; even more than on your lips. Toothbrushes have bits of food stuck to them, if you don't rinse your brush and overall it's a toothbrush. You just don't share toothbrushes.
the_rad_brad47 18
There's a difference because with the toothbrush you share each other's grime and germs
ruudseriesx 25
Kissing and sharing tooth brushes are different things. One swaps saliva and the other would be swapping partly digested leftovers.
BangOut 2
nuts
Paradise_babe 0
tht immature of her
arkonosis 0
why not, u kiss her any way, but u could get herpies though
ndawgg 6
You may be using a toothbrush wrong.
div01 2
lmao!
541 0
hahaha best comment ever @ #14
nomadxx7 0
Actually the herpes thing is true. You can turn cold sores (herpes) into genital herpes and vice versa.
boatkicker 5
And yet you can spread it by kissing, too. Toothbrush sharing isn't relevant here.
ccbooya18 0
I can't even imagine why the he'll your pshycopath ex wanted to share the same toothbrush!!!!!
n8equalsd 0
WTF
ashleynonymous 0
never share the toothbrush!
containsnosoy 0
If she's going to dump you for something like that, what wouldn't she dump you for? I say, hoorah.
thetink 0
lol I thought the same thing ^^
tikimuppet 11
Yea, you may kiss her, but I agree, it's grim to share a toothbrush.... when you kiss you don't run your tongue all over the other person's teeth
Narzhul 0
You don't?
Ninjasaurus18 9
And tounge and roof of their mouth, gums and back of your tounge.