Today, my cat peed on the kitchen floor. As I went to get the mop, I slipped on the puddle not once, not twice, but three times. In quick succession. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to wash my cat. Twice. The first time was because he decided to roll over in the litter tray after using it. The second was the result of him pissing on the floor, then rolling in it right after I'd dried him from the first time. FML
Today, I woke up to go pee and my cat followed me into the bathroom as usual. Then, in a not so usual fashion, she tried to jump from the sink to the top of the toilet, missed, and fell into the bowl while I was peeing. I'm scratched in a bad place, I have urine to clean up off the bathroom floor, and a traumatized cat. FML
Today, I mopped all the floors in my house. When I was finally done, I accidentally knocked over an open bottle of soda. My cats took this as a perfect opportunity to chase each other around, step in the soda, and track sticky paw prints everywhere. FML
Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML
Today, my cat threw up on the floor while I was taking a nap. I woke up, still groggy from the nap, and walked over to the bathroom. Not only did I slip on the vomit, spreading it all over the floor and myself, I think I somehow broke a toe in the process. FML
Today, my geriatric cat apparently leaked a little before he got to the litter box because when I went to use the bathroom, I slipped on the puddle. My left foot slammed into the kick panel of the cabinet and now my second toe is purple, swollen and tender. I may have broken my toe by slipping on cat piss. FML
Today, my cat pissed on my bed, so I had to change the sheets. Just as I got out of bed and take my first step, I stepped in my cat's poop as well and slipped, spraining my ankle. FML
Today, I tripped on my coffee table and fell face first into my cat's litter box. To make it even worse, my cat was in there doing his business and, pun not intended, I scared the shit out of him. He ran away terrified, then I tripped over HIM while I was going to take a shower. Today is not my day. FML
Today, my cat peed on my stove. There’s multiple clean litter-boxes that he could have used instead. FML
Today, my 1 month old kitten peed all over my kitchen floor. I wanted to get some water out of one of drawers and slipped on the piss. My phone shattered and i dislocated my arm. FML
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wanted_2_want 40
Wooaah. That’s like having a “deja-vu” - deja-vu moment !!!
BurnInDemonFire 39
Can't go over it, can't go under it, can't go around it, got to go through it.
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Comments (10)
hellboy5099 18
Love Canada ❤️❤️❤️❤️
wanted_2_want 40
Wooaah. That’s like having a “deja-vu” - deja-vu moment !!!
Shabnam Moghal 14
"You've Been Framed!" producers would be proud of you. Don't forget to send the video of the event to them. You might win £200 for best entry!
RichardPencil 32
Well, comedy is based on the Rule of Three. I’m sure your video will become and instant comedy classic!
mekiswrite 21
Maybe go AROUND the puddle and not through it.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Can't go over it, can't go under it, can't go around it, got to go through it.
Glowworm56 27
"Oh, my human, slip three times on the cat pee if you want me." Wait--that's not how that Tony Orlando song goes.
Sinshine 28
You saw the puddle and still slipped on it several times? You know you can walk around puddles, right? Unless your cat is gigantic and flooded the whole room.
Levi2411 41
Not quite the liquid recommended for a slip 'n slide, but hey, I guess it's not a total catastrophe?
Mightytall 35
Often cats will show their owners that something is wrong with that behavior. So I’d check if - litterbox is nasty - kittie has an urinary tract infection If it’s neither one of these you did something else that upset the cat ... good luck figuring that one out.