Today, my girlfriend and I got into an argument while she was in the bathroom. I told her I was leaving her because she's too needy. She came out of the bathroom and threw her used tampon at me. FML
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Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because she said I was more of a woman than she was. I yelled out, "I HATE YOU!" and started to cry. She then took a tampon out of her purse, handed it to me, laughed, and walked away. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were out to dinner. She had to use the bathroom, so she went, but the food came while she was in there. She came out, yelling at me for ordering the food to come that exact time, then she broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML
Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight. She kicked me out of the apartment and told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of the apartment door for hours, hoping she'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to her foot stomping on me, screaming, "I meant it!" FML
Today, my girlfriend and I had an argument. She admitted she didn't know why she was pissed at me, but still is, and now she won't talk to me. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me. Knowing that I am a germaphobe, she took all of my cleaning supplies and spread mud and trash everywhere. FML
Today, my girlfriend felt me jump out of bed, heard me run to the bathroom and throw up, then looked up five seconds later to see me take a massive dump on her bath mat. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got to the stage in our relationship where she thinks its okay to change her tampon whilst I brush my teeth. FML
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ilovemychem 22
Yuck, maybe shoulda waited till she came out
andiesaur 18
Guess it's a good thing you're out of the relationship then? That's disgusting.
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Comments (178)
ilovemychem 22
Yuck, maybe shoulda waited till she came out
AmexBlack 24
Bloody hell! This goes into my top ten of most disgusting FMLs ever!
teotsi 28
Don't threadjack.
WhoopteDo 26
What? It's not like it's from somewhere you haven't seen before! ;) Seriously though that's disgusting.. also, wasn't a thread jack since he also agreed that it was disgusting, the point of the replied to comment.
incoherentrmblr 22
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How does the title of the FML relate with the story?...
Ali_Br_fml 33
@ # 79 It could just be OP's actual username, or OP's ex girlfriend is homicidal...and a pegasus
Godsofdracos 15
Tampons are white, Pegasus is white, add blood, and it becomes a homicidal Pegasus.
yeahthatsmeee 10
I feel like OP's girlfriend is either really needy like he said, or OP is just failing to do the things a good boyfriend should do. Since he decided to break up with her through a closed door I'm gonna go with the second one...
imaxmain 24
its funny cause it has op as a woman. He is a she
incoherentrmblr 22
Did she later meet your parents for the first time and take the foulest dump of her life?...
zBLAKEz 23
"Or OP is just failing to do the things a good boyfriend should do." Why is it that no matter what a woman does, people try to put the blame on the man? I can't help but feel like if you would've saw that OP was a woman you wouldn't have immediately put the blame on her.
yeahthatsmeee 10
probably because men have it SOOO much easier than women yet most men still treat us terrible
boredgirl123 11
This is one of the foulest things I've ever heard of in my life. Who in there right mind thinks"Oh you're breaking up with me? Then meet the wrath of my used tampon." ******* ew.
incoherentrmblr 22
The band L7 did it first live in concert. Gross thing is, someone threw it back...
HockeyPlayerLife 13
#110, OP is a female.
andiesaur 18
Guess it's a good thing you're out of the relationship then? That's disgusting.
zandalee 20
What a dirty woman!! Yuk!
Dswank620 18
That has got to be one of the grossest things I've heard, FYL OP
TrippingOnAcid 29
What I wanna know is did it hit it's target?
Epikouros 32
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Ah, the innocence of youth... You don't want to know what I do with used tampons :)
squidgy787 22
Nope, I'm pretty sure we don't.
Dswank620 18
Youth of innocence? I don't know what you do with used tampons but I sure wouldn't want menstrual blood all over me
woainishamu 21
Sounds like a bloody good battle is going to arise.
z3r0d4z3 22
Ex Girlfriend wins...Fatality!
WP3 8
Depends - YDI if you were being a douche, FYL if it was a balanced fight.
nix1993 41
She was being a douche for telling her she was leaving her through the bathroom door. Next time she should have the lady-balls to say it to her face.
bubbalax9 9
You should have thrown your used sock at her *wink* *wink* *nudge* *nudge*
flux_panic 18
OP is a girl.
Voij 16
Technically, OP could've still thrown a used sock. Even a "USED" used sock, and while I'd imagine they'd have a harder time getting it into that state, I wouldn't put it behind them to be capable of it.
ztress 10
So theyre lesbian?
ksks1234 33
60-- it appears so. *GASP!* The horror!
ironichalibut 24
It's, "So they're homosexual?" Or "So they're lesbians?"
ironichalibut 24
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"Heil Grammar!"
Amanyyyyyy 29
Well um... ew...
zeealpal 5
That's quite disgusting. If she's too needy though and acts like that, I daresay your better off single. Who knows what else could get thrown at you in an argument in the future
Alexis2742 31
She's on her period, of course she's moody
R3TROxLOV3 32
I've been moody on my period, but never has it ever even entered my mind to throw a used tampon at someone I'm mad at. There's moody, and there's crazy. OP's ex seems to fit firmly in the latter category. If you're the kind of girl who thinks throwing used tampons at people is okay, please let me know so that I can tell everyone I know to avoid you. Also, the OP said needy, not moody. There's a big difference.
LexiDaBae 17
#27, I don't think that's what #9 is saying. The OP stated that she told the girlfriend she was leaving because she was "too needy". So #9 said "She's on her period, of course she's moody", and OP's girlfriend's moodiness was most likely the cause of the arguement. =
R3TROxLOV3 32
I seriously doubt that one instance of moodiness would cause them to break up. Also, as I said before, there's a difference between moody and needy. My point is that PMS shouldn't cause ANYONE to throw used tampons at people, and girls shouldn't be using it as a way to excuse their behavior when it comes to stuff like this.
nightowl713 25
#73, I agree she shouldn't have thrown a tampon. I do not agree with your blanket statement that "girls shouldn't use their period as a way to excuse their behavior" just because your period doesn't effect you in a severely negative way, doesn't mean it's the same for everyone. Everyone reacts differently to hormones. So while you may be all unicorns and rainbows, the lady next to you on the bus may have the complete opposite experience. I have experienced both, and definitely more so the moody version. In the moment it's hard to control my feelings. Just keep in mind not everyone is just like you.
interesting33 37
i agree it wouldn't be an excuse but surely it is better not to break up with someone whilst they are in the bathroom? If I was really angry I might be inclined to do the same as OP's ex (prob wouldn't though but I might think about it?)
Brandon1337 29
Looks like she needy new tampon