Today, my girlfriend and I got to the stage in our relationship where she thinks its okay to change her tampon whilst I brush my teeth. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I watched my girlfriend slowly floss her teeth, and then eat what showed up on the floss. FML
Today, my girlfriend got pissed when I told her she needed to brush her teeth more than once a day. I could smell her breath from across the bed. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML
Today, I decided to make the switch from pads to tampons. My boyfriend ended up having to show me how to apply them. FML
Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed. My girlfriend had agreed to come over after and make sure I was okay, so I called her, saying I was done. She told me she'd made new plans, and to "just suck on a tampon, you pussy". FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into an argument while she was in the bathroom. I told her I was leaving her because she's too needy. She came out of the bathroom and threw her used tampon at me. FML
Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided we are ready for the next step in our relationship. Apparently that next step is her taking a dump with the door open. FML
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mightybrit 6
I really don't think there is any stage in a relationship where that would be okay. FYL haha
AbbyRocksYourSoc 3
Sorry for you OP. That's bloody ridiculous.
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Comments (179)
violet_skyeify 0
My fiance has no problem with it. If I gotta do it may as well not hog the bathroom. In fact he decided to take them out and put them in for me on occasion. Its just a normal woman thing.
Ambience138 11
That is so revolting. You and your husband need to work on your personal boundaries.
NoReservations 9
Who are you to say their lack of personal boundaries is revolting, Ambience? It's ok for him to stick his penis in her and ejaculate but it's not ok for him to see her bodily fluids come out? You leave the boundaries to YOUR relationship. Kudos, violet_skyeify.
what_ever2007 11
I second what NoReservations said -- who is someone to say that someone else's relationship is wrong? If it's working well for them, and they're both happy, then why should they change? Just because someone else doesn't agree with what they do?
iwadasn 33
If you have more than one bathroom, then she should have done that in another one. But if it's just the one bathroom, what do you expect? You have to share it at times, and most things done in the bathroom aren't pleasant to witness. Just suck it up and remember that she has to deal with you using the bathroom while she brushes her teeth, too.
ZeroIce 12
Theres a stage for that? Thats... disturbing...
aleia18 3
Who cares get over it.
Evelynn84 6
This should never, EVER be okay in any relationship. That's just nasty/disturbing/wrong on so many levels. :-s
oped01 8
Ya got a real winner there
nvo 6
That's gross ... but are you already at the stage where you can't communicate anymore? Just tell her that her thoughtless action is a real mood killer and that she'd better keep it private next time. Unless she wants you to go #2 while she takes a shower in the same bathroom...
shannon37323 6
My thoughts exactly on the ******** while showering!
rayna19 2
I've been dating my bf for four years and I never see that happening...
nikkinurse 10
That stage should not exist
nynylynn 10
Feel bad for all of you. I got a boyfriend who doesn't get bothered by that at all and we are comfortable with basically anything in front of each other.