Today, my girlfriend and I got to the stage in our relationship where she thinks its okay to change her tampon whilst I brush my teeth. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I watched my girlfriend slowly floss her teeth, and then eat what showed up on the floss. FML
Today, my girlfriend got pissed when I told her she needed to brush her teeth more than once a day. I could smell her breath from across the bed. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML
Today, I decided to make the switch from pads to tampons. My boyfriend ended up having to show me how to apply them. FML
Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed. My girlfriend had agreed to come over after and make sure I was okay, so I called her, saying I was done. She told me she'd made new plans, and to "just suck on a tampon, you pussy". FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into an argument while she was in the bathroom. I told her I was leaving her because she's too needy. She came out of the bathroom and threw her used tampon at me. FML
Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided we are ready for the next step in our relationship. Apparently that next step is her taking a dump with the door open. FML
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mightybrit 6
I really don't think there is any stage in a relationship where that would be okay. FYL haha
AbbyRocksYourSoc 3
Sorry for you OP. That's bloody ridiculous.
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Comments (179)
1998magicman 0
She brushes your teeth????
thisismeFMLing 0
damn not only would that be a traumatizing site, but it'd smell worse than a gas chamber
what_ever2007 11
Traumatizing?! Women have to deal with this every month!
Skymone 6
You must be a guy who doesn't have such a close relationship. Think before you speak, ofc it doesn't smell like a gas chamber, it's not in the behind, which is where gas comes out, and btw, usually girls have to deal with guys that think farting is ok for them but not for girls. Having said that, I personally think it's a bit too much, but hey, it just means she feels that comfortable around you, OP. I think it's a good thing, and if you don't like it, just tell her. If she can change her tampon around you, I'm sure she can handle you saying you don't like that.
AllieGee 9
Eww. No matter how close you are to someone you should not be okay to do that.....Its hard for me to even do that by myself.....
what_ever2007 11
Why shouldn't someone be okay with it? Just because YOU aren't?
bubo_fml 11
All good, as long as you don't confuse the toothpaste tube with the applicator tube...
False_Stupidity 42
Each to their own, my fiancee and I are 100% comfortable with each other and don't have a problem with sharing each others daily functions... Other people are clearly grossed out, but everyone is different.
aventuraluv 4
I think you should have a talk with her about BOUNDARIES
UnderClouds 2
I really see nothing wrong with this.
emz_89 0
That's sucks! There are just some things that need to be done in private.
love_me_electric 20
How old are you people, 12? I can't believe there are married women on here saying they would never do this in front of their husbands. I just asked my boyfriend of a year how he'd feel if I did this and he said he wouldn't care. It's sad that some women are so uncomfortable with their bodies and some men are so immature.
linnie_wesker 20
So just because people feel differently than you do and would prefer not to do something you wouldn't mind doing, that makes them either uncomfortable with their body or immature. Interesting...
aricababyy 22
that's gross. I don't even do that around my husband.