Toothy
United States
Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
nicole
Reserved
Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML
Jim20
Friedberg, Germany
Revenge is sweet
Today, I found out my sister scratches her butt with my toothbrush every time she is mad with me. FML
Anonymous
Today, my friend was extremely constipated when he used my toilet. I'm now having to go buy a new toothbrush, because he used mine to dig out his shit. FML
aggghghgh
Today, I found out my whole family has been mistakenly using the same toothbrush for over a month. FML
Anonymous
Baton Rouge, United States
Today, after a fight, I caught my sister rubbing my toothbrush on the inside of our grimy toilet. This is why I have trust issues. FML
upliftmofo
Belgium
Today, I discovered my cat frequently licks my toothbrush. FML
clean
Ashfield, Australia
Today, I walked in the bathroom to find my son cleaning his penis. It wouldn't have been so bad if he wasn't cleaning it with a toothbrush. FML
Anonymous
Ouch
Today, while brushing my teeth half asleep, I stabbed myself in the eye with my toothbrush, toothpaste included. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend was visiting, and while in the bathroom, she clogged the toilet. Since there was no plunger in the room, she unclogged it with the only thing she could find: my mother's hairbrush. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML
Top comments
fayettie 3
wow! your wife is just every type of wrong fyl!
MuffyStJacques 0
I wouldn't want to put up with your shit, either.
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Comments (221)
jsalud 4
lol!!
ilovejorgerabara 3
Yeah? that's all you are going to write?!? lol! Op, that is disgusting! FYL! what a bitch.
DropDead77 11
he forgot "first"
LTHoratioCaine 4
you would deserve it if she gave you warning.. how can you not notice the stuff on your toothbrush she could be joking though
RyDawg918 0
lol
dre_bro11 12
30, I'd guess it was the first time this happen, and if she was joking, it'd be a shitty joke.
TomFeltonFan 0
how long has it been going on? XD
aLaNx431O 0
Lol @ 67 win xD
noobgang7 5
Just be sure to brush your teeth the next time you guys make out. I mean, you clearly didn't notice your toothbrush tasted like shit after all this time, but she might taste it on your mouth and eventually stop cleaning up your shit with it.
Mimiroxxi 0
well maybe he shouldn't leave skids in the first place that's nasty
mintcar 10
12, if he or she wants to type " lol" then it's perfectly fine to do so. People always have to find something to complain about.
msmandy 0
150- couldn't have said it better myself!:P
DumDum999 0
ROFL GROSS
Skroal_stomper 5
I really do not think a wife would do something like that.
a_cassie 4
eww.... that's so gross!
missme101 0
4real man
Kua_Mei 0
#150: You're complaining about someone commenting in complaint of another's comment... Does anyone else see the hypocrisy in this?
ilovejorgerabara 3
#292, Thank you I was about to say something like that. #150, what does it matter to you what I am writing in response to #1. Stop being annoying.
Attica 20
that's naive.. depends who you're married to. I bet there are plenty of spouses that would do something like this..PostSecret, for example, demonstrates this stuff at times :(
Mimiroxxi 0
292, that's was not really complaint nor hypocrisy 303, yeah stop bitching about something so little and unimportant.
lareske 0
Hey shit lips lol. FYL
EnvyMe33 26
You do know that there are some really crazy women out there, right? I personally don’t have to share my toilet with my husband because we have three bathrooms in our house and he has his own.
EvilPotato 15
that's hot
sarapsosis 1
that's hot???!!? meh I guess some people are into that kinda shit
valri3 0
That's not?
tulsafml 0
I got a boner from this
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
I see what you did there :D Actually, I don't... that's just plain disgusting >_<
cavalos94 0
^^ avenged sevenfold is AMAZING!!!
MissBunny25 0
puppy got a boner?? no! im going o take you straight to the vet and have you fixed :D
jess6blondie9 3
Red rocket!
DarkHelmet 10
LMFAO @ 240!!
Muliar 0
damn 240 beat me to it
EnvyMe33 26
Was the pun intended lol
fayettie 3
wow! your wife is just every type of wrong fyl!
fsu69 0
she has to kiss him
tkdgold03 5
msmandy 0
184 hahaha so true!! I bet she didn't even think about that!x)
RavenRiley007 4
that's fd up skid marks=shit-stained toothbrush her turn!
joe_says_so 0
yummy.
MakeAScene 4
Then again, she's the one kissing him.
hk_fml 9
Punishment fits the crime!
breakofdawn1 0
get out of here kid
MissBunny25 0
17, I'm going to start by saying, shut the **** up. if you're allowed to be here, then so is this bleeding cupcake. if you have a problem with it then go play with your dick somewhere, spit ****. to be honest, I'd rather speak with the bleeding cupcake than you. it seems as though he has more people skills. Love, MissBunny25
JB1aze 0
bull shit ur retarded
Crucial347 0
Speaking of bleeding... pms somewhere else lol
Naomiiiii 0
And in swoops MissBunny! Defender of the innocent! Master of the overkill! Savior of cupcakes everywhere!
MissBunny25 0
175, no, im not having pms. when I do, I'll let you know. by the way, you don't even know what pmsing is, clearly. it's before your period. therefore, I would not be bleeding if I were pmsing. however, I disagree with talking about feminine things to males. no need to scare them. nice try though, 175. a cookie for effort.
UmbraeCatervae 0
^ your my new personal hero lol
C6Racer 0
Did you cook yourself some victory macaroni?
darkmis1 18
Whenever a girl is annoyed, guys always attribute it to her period. Seriously-grow up!
iampunk 0
Or maybe you should just stay in the kitchen where you belong?
Crucial347 0
agreed. there shouldn't be a computer in the kitchen :/
dvl2035 10
one word: shutthefuckupyoufuckinbitchassloogylickingbastard.
calbabe96 5
Its so ******* immature when guys automatically assume girls are pmsing when they're emotional... and the whole 'kitchen' thing is pissing me off. sexist bitches.
CrumbledCookies 0
FHL, she doesn't realize that your mouth kisses hers. haha
Isabel312 0
I know. ewe.
GreggyZ 0
amen
atthegates 0
no it really doesn't at all. if that got pulled on me I would ****** lose my mind on that bitch
ParaCabXD 0
yea FHL for having to clean it
mattsmith1990 0
woah man that is not cool time to buy a new toothbrush lol
ILoveEggnog 7
Time to buy a new wife.
TheFamilyGuy 0
everytime she's on her period and leaves her pads in the trash id rub her tooth brush in it.
darkmis1 18
I'm pretty sure that'd be noticeable.
chester75 5
and the brown stains and horrendous smell isn't
zman0900 11
Time to buy a new wife!
DiamondFinish 0
I LOL'd Use her toothbrush to clean your ass next time. Mintass flavor.
69hehehe69 0
LMFAO!!!!
lis54 1
your a loser! yeah thats funny, but i bet your a douche so stfu!
Beebow_fml 5
shemad
Mindtrap 0
yes but 6 isn't the one who can't make her picture right side up :P
valri3 0
Hemad
nhlnba2 6
mintfart
BWill9014 4
58 *you're
fred88_fml 0
you're
raechelray 0
lol
jojobitch 0
lmfao
jlperry31 10
I agree. then take her dirty tampon and empty into her shampoo or face cream. or you could use your man juice as a replacement for her face cream and I bet she stops messing with your toothbrush.
zattele 3
omg I lol so hard I pissed myself your suggestion is pure win!
danii_s2 0
Start cleaning your skid marks.... with her toothbrush.
Downyyyy 0
good for her
silvic84 0
I will start doing the same
12Freaking3 0
Are you retarded or something XD, that's not punishment, thats cruelty and the bitch deserves a slap upside the head and a forcefeed of dogshit
Neorecon19 18
that's completely disgusting.
Ioannes 0
That freaking sux but I'd wager u surely learned a lesson: clean toilet before leaving. Plus it's kinda common courtesy b/c who likes to use a toilet with feces all over it?
robotiick 12
I do!!!!!
Mindtrap 0
ikr I mean seriously but you have to admit her response was rather extreme. coulda at least told him to clean up after himself BEFORE she used his toothbrush
vettle 6
maybe she tried over and over but he didn't listen.
scottishandrew1 0
me too
green_tetris 2
lmao such appropriate smilies
PeteyPablo12308 20
That is ******* disgusting. However, this is definitely going in my favorites.
Pzml 0
haha I agree... added to my list of favorites too!
superguppy19 3
haha lol true
EmeryBaby 6
haha mine too! :)
MuffyStJacques 0
I wouldn't want to put up with your shit, either.
RiskiBusiness 1
haha!
RiskiBusiness 1
haha!
minidinosaurgoes 9
win
Rainbow_dumpster 28
Somebody Give #10 a Gold medal. xD
pillowfight 0
Hahahaha!
RiskiBusiness 1
haha!
Harpy20 24
Wtf.