Today, my girlfriend and I got to the stage in our relationship where she thinks its okay to change her tampon whilst I brush my teeth. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I watched my girlfriend slowly floss her teeth, and then eat what showed up on the floss. FML
Today, my girlfriend got pissed when I told her she needed to brush her teeth more than once a day. I could smell her breath from across the bed. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML
Today, I decided to make the switch from pads to tampons. My boyfriend ended up having to show me how to apply them. FML
Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed. My girlfriend had agreed to come over after and make sure I was okay, so I called her, saying I was done. She told me she'd made new plans, and to "just suck on a tampon, you pussy". FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into an argument while she was in the bathroom. I told her I was leaving her because she's too needy. She came out of the bathroom and threw her used tampon at me. FML
Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided we are ready for the next step in our relationship. Apparently that next step is her taking a dump with the door open. FML
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mightybrit 6
I really don't think there is any stage in a relationship where that would be okay. FYL haha
AbbyRocksYourSoc 3
Sorry for you OP. That's bloody ridiculous.
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Comments (179)
NoReservations 9
I wouldn't, I'm not much for that type of underwear yet. I just stick to boyshorts or regular bikinis. I'd like for everything to be covered.
whY402Jay 12
Some people use the bathroom without closing the door.
UnluckyJulie 13
Welcome to the real world of vaginas. Consider it a rite of passage.
what_ever2007 11
For those who say this "stage" shouldn't exist in ANY relationship, please realize that every relationship is different, and for some people, it does exist and it IS okay.
JDW458 0
Gross been married 9 years and there's no way I'm getting that personal with him. It's not an emotional problem I have. We have no problem talking and sharing everything that goes on but I don't think that's something that needs an audience. Guess that's just me.
noisebox 1
It's all part of the plan to drive you to Internet **** instead.....
dsl1123 8
If I were in your shoes I would probably puke.
hardcorepuppy 8
That's a good thing she feels comfortable with you. My girl doesnt do that but it's close so yeah you should be happy kind of
emmarosex5 6
my boyfriend has never had a problem with it....at first he was fascinated by it. i guess it just depends on what YOU are comfortable with. but personally, i don't see how or why it's a big deal.
ThatKidTyler 6
It's*