Today, my girlfriend and I got to the stage in our relationship where she thinks its okay to change her tampon whilst I brush my teeth. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I watched my girlfriend slowly floss her teeth, and then eat what showed up on the floss. FML
Today, my girlfriend got pissed when I told her she needed to brush her teeth more than once a day. I could smell her breath from across the bed. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML
Today, I decided to make the switch from pads to tampons. My boyfriend ended up having to show me how to apply them. FML
Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed. My girlfriend had agreed to come over after and make sure I was okay, so I called her, saying I was done. She told me she'd made new plans, and to "just suck on a tampon, you pussy". FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into an argument while she was in the bathroom. I told her I was leaving her because she's too needy. She came out of the bathroom and threw her used tampon at me. FML
Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided we are ready for the next step in our relationship. Apparently that next step is her taking a dump with the door open. FML
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mightybrit 6
I really don't think there is any stage in a relationship where that would be okay. FYL haha
AbbyRocksYourSoc 3
Sorry for you OP. That's bloody ridiculous.
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Comments (179)
ifknh8usernames 7
I also agree. I mean, there are ways of changing a tampon while on the toilet so that he never even has to see the dirty one. If the mere fact that he knows she is sticking a tampon in her ****** grosses him out then I think he needs to man up a little. In my opinion he should feel good about his relationship that she is comfortable enough with him to do that. I personally would rather change my tampon in front of my boyfriend than take a shit in front of him. But he wouldn't care either way. To each his own I guess..
apocalyptica_fml 9
At least it's not a pad. That would be so much worse.
hermitknut 22
How?
bizarre_ftw 22
So you can stick something in her twat but when she does it she's invading your privacy?
sammajamma23 3
I've been married for 5 years...never will I do that to my husband. Sorry OP
donkey79 0
The only stage in a relationship where that takes place is the final stage. Ew.
NoReservations 9
You could have focused on brushing your teeth instead of what your girlfriend was pulling out of her pee-pee. If you have more than one bathroom, she could have went to the other, though.
fadingaway 17
I find it hard to believe there are so many people who think there's something wrong/gross with that.
totheforest84 4
My Wife doesn't think that is OK.
phattybabiie 6
My husband saw a 7 lbs baby come out of me! He saw me get stitches, he helped me clean my self while I was on my postpartum period for 5 weeks! Trust me changing a tampon is nothing compared to child birth so get over yourself already!
monkiki62 5
And? Who cares prude.