Today, my girlfriend and I got to the stage in our relationship where she thinks its okay to change her tampon whilst I brush my teeth. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I watched my girlfriend slowly floss her teeth, and then eat what showed up on the floss. FML
Today, my girlfriend got pissed when I told her she needed to brush her teeth more than once a day. I could smell her breath from across the bed. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML
Today, I decided to make the switch from pads to tampons. My boyfriend ended up having to show me how to apply them. FML
Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed. My girlfriend had agreed to come over after and make sure I was okay, so I called her, saying I was done. She told me she'd made new plans, and to "just suck on a tampon, you pussy". FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into an argument while she was in the bathroom. I told her I was leaving her because she's too needy. She came out of the bathroom and threw her used tampon at me. FML
Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided we are ready for the next step in our relationship. Apparently that next step is her taking a dump with the door open. FML
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Top comments
mightybrit 6
I really don't think there is any stage in a relationship where that would be okay. FYL haha
AbbyRocksYourSoc 3
Sorry for you OP. That's bloody ridiculous.
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Comments (179)
TakeMeToRio 9
is it better i u fart when u are in the same room?
lilysmiles143 0
ok dats just wrong
jbb8766 1
Redwings and proud... I have pulled many out :-)
tildoorf84 7
Don't watch next time, leave the room, or confront her. Don't be a pussy.
bchelle11 0
Big deal. It's a tampon. It's not like you could see it anyways. Get over your self.
rebelliousshroom 12
Ok, I'm starting to wonder what the average age here is. She has to live with that crap, you should be able to be in it's presence. Grow up.
Dracoboxer357 36
^ Agreed.
misskelskels 0
You picked her, buddy!!
sacredeye73 11
Aw bloody hell!
babe7260 30
Ewwww, glad I'll never feel that comfortable around my husband!!!!!!
ifknh8usernames 7
Isn't your husband, the person you are going to spend the rest if your life with, the one you should be most comfortable around? For better or worse? Sickness and in health? Have the vows changed recently?
babe7260 30
We've been together for 18 yrs, married for 16, actually renewed our vows on our 15th, he is the person I'm closest to in the world, & of course I COULD do anything around him, I just can't see that being comfortable for any man to witness! Everyone is totally entitled to their own opinion, & hey to each his own! Just not for me ;)
RedMiniStapler 1
Luckily my hubby doesn't freak out over this kind of thing, but that doesn't mean I want him to see it when I change my tampon. I would ask him to get out of the bathroom or at least turn around. Op, sorry you had to see that but that just means she is comfortable around you. If you get married someday you will probably see a lot more stuff about your wife than you want to. Probably accidentally at first then get desensitized later on.