Today, my girlfriend and I got to the stage in our relationship where she thinks its okay to change her tampon whilst I brush my teeth. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I watched my girlfriend slowly floss her teeth, and then eat what showed up on the floss. FML
Today, my girlfriend got pissed when I told her she needed to brush her teeth more than once a day. I could smell her breath from across the bed. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML
Today, I decided to make the switch from pads to tampons. My boyfriend ended up having to show me how to apply them. FML
Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed. My girlfriend had agreed to come over after and make sure I was okay, so I called her, saying I was done. She told me she'd made new plans, and to "just suck on a tampon, you pussy". FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into an argument while she was in the bathroom. I told her I was leaving her because she's too needy. She came out of the bathroom and threw her used tampon at me. FML
Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided we are ready for the next step in our relationship. Apparently that next step is her taking a dump with the door open. FML
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Top comments
mightybrit 6
I really don't think there is any stage in a relationship where that would be okay. FYL haha
AbbyRocksYourSoc 3
Sorry for you OP. That's bloody ridiculous.
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Comments (179)
janerose21 3
That is just disgusting , sorry OP , I hope she doesn't take a number 2 as well the smellllll, you need to sit down for a long discussion!
iwadasn 33
And how do you think that discussion should go? "Honey, I just noticed you menstruate, and I think that's gross so you need to stop." "I'm sorry, dear, I didn't realize you had the maturity of a 10-year-old. Do you also think girls shouldn't be allowed to fart or poop?"
day624 14
Ok theres a difference between menstruating and changing a bloody tampon in front of someone.. Its good that shes comfortable with him but COME ON there have to be SOME boundaries
janerose21 3
Wow, I didn't say anything against girls farting or pooping. In fact I am farting right now typing this comment down. I just think taking a poo and certainly changing a tampon in FRONT of anyone, personally for me that a big No No nahii, i would close the door. That is just embarrassing, you should keep that shit private. A women should keep a at least a bit of her modesty !!
ganjaone 2
That's not bad at all if u ask me
StarEatingDemon 9
Talk about poker face
jmck2022 3
It's really no big deal. If you are together long enough you will be buying the tampons, the yeast infection medicine, the midol....and you will be taking a crap while she brushes her teeth:)
donkey79 0
I was right there when my wife pushed out our boy holding her legs up with my head about 2 feet away and my opinion is the same, its not the same thing and ew.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Everyone saying this is gross needs to grow up. Sure it's not the most romantic thing the girl can do in front of her boyfriend, but it's a natural thing and guess what? It happens to all women. If you can't handle it, you're too young/immature for a girlfriend. I changed my pads in front of my boyfriend all the time and he didn't care. He said it's natural and there was no need to feel ashamed or embarrassed. So yeah, again, get over yourselves and face reality. Would you rather she be knocked up?
ChelseaWelsea 0
Honestly it's not that big of a deal. It's a tampon, get over it.
Mariaapoo 1
Hahaha thats funny Oh god I'm sorry!
sw1c 7
That blows and I agree never a point that's ok time to replace her lol
trmntr 4
I've been married 13 years, and we still are not in that phase.